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Viruses!
Subject: New Viruses . . .
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!! The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves... but will be back! The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows. |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
Subject: New Viruses . . .
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!! The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves... but will be back! The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows. |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Jellybean
LOL Great Sm...welcome back :) xx
Where have you been?? :D |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
Where have you been?? :D
I am always around Sm never fear ;) :D |
Re: Viruses!
looool :D :D
Very funny :D How are you this morning? I'm going to buy a bicycle today ;) |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Jellybean
I am always around Sm never fear ;) :D
Thanx to the i Mate :p |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
looool :D :D
Very funny :D How are you this morning? I'm going to buy a bicycle today ;) Great!! finally made it to work! spent the morning at Internet city getting paper work done,,with a hyper 2 year old! |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
Great!!
finally made it to work! spent the morning at Internet city getting paper work done,,with a hyper 2 year old! |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
No nany again?
She's flying in tonight from KISH island! |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
Nope!
She's flying in tonight from KISH island! |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
and the hyper one is still with you?
:o my poor neighbours....god bless them!! I owe them a month of romatic dinners..and I'll watch the kids!! ;) |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Singlemom
:o my poor neighbours....god bless them!!
I owe them a month of romatic dinners..and I'll watch the kids!! ;) send them my regards and tell them one of the thirty nights romantic dinners is on me but you will watch thier kids :p :D |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
Its really nice from them :)
send them my regards and tell them one of the thirty nights romantic dinners is on me but you will watch thier kids :p :D Haha that was well volunteered Nabs good on you LOL How many kids is that Sm....5, 6, 7 or 8 LOL :D Hope you are good at babysitting Nabs. |
Re: Viruses!
Originally Posted by Nabs
Its really nice from them :)
send them my regards and tell them one of the thirty nights romantic dinners is on me but you will watch thier kids :p :D HOw much do you pay per hour?? :D |
Re: Viruses!
Noooooooooooooooooooo :scared:
The dinner is on me, but Singlemom stil has to do the babysitting ;) :D |
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