A rude awakening
Jun 12th 2005, 7:08 pm
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A rude awakening
About a year ago, whilst living in Umm Saqeem close to Spinneys, the door bell rung at about 5.45 in the morning...
None too impressed I pulled on my tatty shorts and answered the door. As soon as it opened an elderly Indian gent starting shouting at me in hindi/urdu..
An Indian lady popped round the gate and started shouting at me as well
I wasn't snoring that loud!!!!
None too impressed I pulled on my tatty shorts and answered the door. As soon as it opened an elderly Indian gent starting shouting at me in hindi/urdu..
An Indian lady popped round the gate and started shouting at me as well
I wasn't snoring that loud!!!!
Jun 12th 2005, 7:11 pm
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
About a year ago, whilst living in Umm Saqeem close to Spinneys, the door bell rung at about 5.45 in the morning...
None too impressed I pulled on my tatty shorts and answered the door. As soon as it opened an elderly Indian gent starting shouting at me in hindi/urdu..
An Indian lady popped round the gate and started shouting at me as well
I wasn't snoring that loud!!!!
None too impressed I pulled on my tatty shorts and answered the door. As soon as it opened an elderly Indian gent starting shouting at me in hindi/urdu..
An Indian lady popped round the gate and started shouting at me as well
I wasn't snoring that loud!!!!
i bet it was the little whirling shitstorm, that woke them, wasnt it???
cute though it can be..
Jun 12th 2005, 7:11 pm
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Re: A rude awakening
No, xxx wasn't around
(censor that one TS)
(censor that one TS)
Originally Posted by shiva
wasnt the little whirling shitstorm was it???
Jun 13th 2005, 6:46 am
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by MJC
No, xxx wasn't around
(censor that one TS)
(censor that one TS)
Jun 13th 2005, 4:39 pm
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
About a year ago, whilst living in Umm Saqeem close to Spinneys, the door bell rung at about 5.45 in the morning...
None too impressed I pulled on my tatty shorts and answered the door. As soon as it opened an elderly Indian gent starting shouting at me in hindi/urdu..
An Indian lady popped round the gate and started shouting at me as well
I wasn't snoring that loud!!!!
None too impressed I pulled on my tatty shorts and answered the door. As soon as it opened an elderly Indian gent starting shouting at me in hindi/urdu..
An Indian lady popped round the gate and started shouting at me as well
I wasn't snoring that loud!!!!
Mrs Patel asked me " can my husband come inside and use the telephone"
No No...I've seen this on the movies..... "u can use my mobile, wait a minute and i'll get it" . I shut the door and went to get the phone.
Once inside I asked myself, why do they want to use the telephone? Mr P continued shouting outside.....
Jun 13th 2005, 4:47 pm
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Somewhat confused I held up my hands palm outwards, at which Mrs Patel (just to add a bit of reality) stopped shouting. Her husband however continued shouting, he had a sweaty brow and was slightly pale.
Mrs Patel asked me " can my husband come inside and use the telephone"
No No...I've seen this on the movies..... "u can use my mobile, wait a minute and i'll get it" . I shut the door and went to get the phone.
Once inside I asked myself, why do they want to use the telephone? Mr P continued shouting outside.....
Mrs Patel asked me " can my husband come inside and use the telephone"
No No...I've seen this on the movies..... "u can use my mobile, wait a minute and i'll get it" . I shut the door and went to get the phone.
Once inside I asked myself, why do they want to use the telephone? Mr P continued shouting outside.....
Jun 13th 2005, 7:03 pm
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Somewhat confused I held up my hands palm outwards, at which Mrs Patel (just to add a bit of reality) stopped shouting. Her husband however continued shouting, he had a sweaty brow and was slightly pale.
Mrs Patel asked me " can my husband come inside and use the telephone"
No No...I've seen this on the movies..... "u can use my mobile, wait a minute and i'll get it" . I shut the door and went to get the phone.
Once inside I asked myself, why do they want to use the telephone? Mr P continued shouting outside.....
Mrs Patel asked me " can my husband come inside and use the telephone"
No No...I've seen this on the movies..... "u can use my mobile, wait a minute and i'll get it" . I shut the door and went to get the phone.
Once inside I asked myself, why do they want to use the telephone? Mr P continued shouting outside.....
AND..............
Jun 14th 2005, 2:57 am
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Somewhat confused I held up my hands palm outwards, at which Mrs Patel (just to add a bit of reality) stopped shouting. Her husband however continued shouting, he had a sweaty brow and was slightly pale.
Mrs Patel asked me " can my husband come inside and use the telephone"
No No...I've seen this on the movies..... "u can use my mobile, wait a minute and i'll get it" . I shut the door and went to get the phone.
Once inside I asked myself, why do they want to use the telephone? Mr P continued shouting outside.....
Mrs Patel asked me " can my husband come inside and use the telephone"
No No...I've seen this on the movies..... "u can use my mobile, wait a minute and i'll get it" . I shut the door and went to get the phone.
Once inside I asked myself, why do they want to use the telephone? Mr P continued shouting outside.....
Mrs P gave me the phone back and asked for a lift....WTF.... standing there in basically my jocks I wasn't about to embark on a magical mystery tour. I politely explained that this would not happen........
Mrs P then grabbed her husband and dragged him down the pavement.....He continued shouting at me over his shoulders and was becoming louder......I went back to bed........
Jun 14th 2005, 4:44 am
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
I handed Mrs P the phone and she tried a few numbers....apparently no answer. Mr P started to get somewhat physical, trying to grab my shoulders...still shouting in Hindi....
Mrs P gave me the phone back and asked for a lift....WTF.... standing there in basically my jocks I wasn't about to embark on a magical mystery tour. I politely explained that this would not happen........
Mrs P then grabbed her husband and dragged him down the pavement.....He continued shouting at me over his shoulders and was becoming louder......I went back to bed........
Mrs P gave me the phone back and asked for a lift....WTF.... standing there in basically my jocks I wasn't about to embark on a magical mystery tour. I politely explained that this would not happen........
Mrs P then grabbed her husband and dragged him down the pavement.....He continued shouting at me over his shoulders and was becoming louder......I went back to bed........
Can I finish of your story?? .......... xx
Jun 14th 2005, 5:07 am
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Heart of gold
Can I finish of your story?? .......... xx
Plsssssssssssssssss dooooooooooo!!!! am soooo curious now
Jun 14th 2005, 5:10 am
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Malteser
Plsssssssssssssssss dooooooooooo!!!! am soooo curious now
Im sure you will get the next bit by the end of the day..
Jun 14th 2005, 7:01 am
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Re: A rude awakening
Originally Posted by Heart of gold
Morning Malt.... Im so tempted as the words on the end of my tongue, but he might not forgive me!
Im sure you will get the next bit by the end of the day..
Im sure you will get the next bit by the end of the day..
Jun 14th 2005, 8:02 am
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Re: A rude awakening
The suspense is killing me 
