Some posters are incapable of understanding irony. My real point was that you do not need to take anything. What you NEED is available locally..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

Not touched "beverage alcohol" for 30 years ! Millhouse living in Disneyland may affect your ability to use or understand figurative language !

Merry Christmas Scot47. I hope you have a lovely festive period.

No - and I still put up with abuse from Little Englanders.

I literally just wished you a Merry Christmas.

Were you visited by the ghost of xmas past or something ??
Did Mrs Scamp find you running out naked on SZR looking for a boy to get you a turkey (from waitrose)

I can't help it. I'm the nicest guy in Dubai.

Did you ever get those colour blind glasses by the way?

Mrs Gent has brought them (i think) and put it under the Xmas tree when I go back to the UK on 26th of Dec. I would have preferred a swedish blonde nurse but i guess the packaging would be crumpled - however we shall see.

Very best of luck with them, hope they make a difference.

I've had to stop judging people with sunglasses on indoors in case they're those ones.

I would only wear them whilst watching pornhub

So you must be into Simpsons porn.....