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Old Aug 27th 2018, 7:28 am
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Originally Posted by weasel decentral View Post
I have found that to be true also, all my female friends are constantly pestering guys who own or have access to the latest in sex toy technology.
Its worse than that. Your friend will tell her mates about the wonderful thing you bought her. Its not portable. When a girlie party happens, its reputation means at some point it has centre stage, the question is whether you are allowed to participate and thats up to your friend or partner.
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Its worse than that. Your friend will tell her mates about the wonderful thing you bought her. Its not portable. When a girlie party happens, its reputation means at some point it has centre stage, the question is whether you are allowed to participate and thats up to your friend or partner.
What horn dog circles do you move in?
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Old Aug 27th 2018, 7:46 am
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[QUOTE=Millhouse;12554892]What horn dog circles do you move in?[/QUOTE

Jealousy will not profit you. A verŷ happy circle of women friends is the answer.
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Jealousy will not profit you. A verŷ happy circle of women friends is the answer.
Who go round for parties, have a glass of wine and suddenly all decide to get their giblets out and ride the same machine?

Millhouse - please don't ever invite me round to try out your latest fleshlight.
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Who go round for parties, have a glass of wine and suddenly all decide to get their giblets out and ride the same machine?

Millhouse - please don't ever invite me round to try out your latest fleshlight.
You dont understand women do you. They are just as horny as men, and close women friends do share their xxckbuddies if they are known to be nice safe guys [this is called a virtuous circle]. The thing is they dont trust men in general. They can trust a machine...
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You dont understand women do you. They are just as horny as men, and close women friends do share their xxckbuddies if they are known to be nice safe guys [this is called a virtuous circle]. The thing is they dont trust men in general. They can trust a machine...
Actually you're right. I'm going round my mates tonight to try his VR porn set up and play with his new doll. We're going to take it in turns. Can't wait.
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Actually you're right. I'm going round my mates tonight to try his VR porn set up and play with his new doll. We're going to take it in turns. Can't wait.
Try to be first
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You dont understand women do you. They are just as horny as men, and close women friends do share their xxckbuddies if they are known to be nice safe guys [this is called a virtuous circle]. The thing is they dont trust men in general. They can trust a machine...
Do you get to join or are you in the room next door playing on the xbox while they are buzzing themselves senseless on the machine?
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Actually you're right. I'm going round my mates tonight to try his VR porn set up and play with his new doll. We're going to take it in turns. Can't wait.
Im giving up on you, consider carefully if roles were reversed, or what opportunities it might provide for a woman who chose to spectate your party.
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You dont understand women do you. They are just as horny as men, and close women friends do share their xxckbuddies if they are known to be nice safe guys [this is called a virtuous circle]. The thing is they dont trust men in general. They can trust a machine...
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Im giving up on you, consider carefully if roles were reversed, or what opportunities it might provide for a woman who chose to spectate your party.
Depends on how creepy the person watching is
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Old Aug 29th 2018, 2:34 am
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All sex that involves more than 2 humans simultaneously is, on some level or another, creepy.
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Of course in this case it’s less than 2 normally so that is creepy or just less than optimum? As a couple the sybian is a good adjunct to the normal position...
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All sex that involves more than 2 humans simultaneously is, on some level or another, creepy.
have to disagree there.
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