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We have all seen the adverts promising the world, yet delivering nothing,just for some light-hearted fun lets keep it real with some brutally honest campaigns.
here are some to get you creative geniuses going:
Dubai Properties
Invest in Dubai property, Our villas are full of eastern promise.
We promise they will last a thousand and one nights........inshallah
Dubai Healthcare City
Our laboratories have the only culture in town.
Dubai Internet City
Work at DIC, where our firewalls and network are so slow you can work at the same speed as the locals.
Dubai Tourism
Dubai......where even ugly people can get laid.
Dubai Autodrome F1 Circuit
Come and learn how the locals drive at Dubai Autodrome.
Dubai Employment
Where the size of your package really does matter
here are some to get you creative geniuses going:
Dubai Properties
Invest in Dubai property, Our villas are full of eastern promise.
We promise they will last a thousand and one nights........inshallah
Dubai Healthcare City
Our laboratories have the only culture in town.
Dubai Internet City
Work at DIC, where our firewalls and network are so slow you can work at the same speed as the locals.
Dubai Tourism
Dubai......where even ugly people can get laid.
Dubai Autodrome F1 Circuit
Come and learn how the locals drive at Dubai Autodrome.
Dubai Employment
Where the size of your package really does matter
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Dubai Humanitarian City
Stop laughing! We're serious!
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Welcome To Etisalat
The telecom provider of choice.............as if you have any choice!
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Dubai Media City
All the news providers in one place.
It makes it easier for us to suppress
All the news providers in one place.
It makes it easier for us to suppress
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Look, just hand over the money. When it's ready, we'll text you or something.
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The Palm Jumeirah
Guaranteed jingly-free.
Emaar
We will ban any newspapers we bloody well want to from our developments. And hey, that Burj Dubai is great. It WILL NOT collapse in a heap of shattered glass, broken dreams and twisted steel. Promise. Ah-ah-ah! We don't care how crap the build quality is in Emirates Hills!
Guaranteed jingly-free.
Emaar
We will ban any newspapers we bloody well want to from our developments. And hey, that Burj Dubai is great. It WILL NOT collapse in a heap of shattered glass, broken dreams and twisted steel. Promise. Ah-ah-ah! We don't care how crap the build quality is in Emirates Hills!
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Dubai Tourism
Visit Dubai, The Middle East's Premier holiday destination, and only 7 hours away* !!.
(*figures based on travelling by car from Sharjah)
Visit Dubai, The Middle East's Premier holiday destination, and only 7 hours away* !!.
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Bring life to a completely new type of government monopoly.
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GULF NEWS/KHALEEJ TIMES
Giving you the news THEY want you to have.
Giving you the news THEY want you to have.
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