Dubai marketing and tourism nonsense
Jan 23rd 2007, 8:28 am
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Dubai marketing and tourism nonsense
We have all seen the adverts promising the world, yet delivering nothing,just for some light-hearted fun lets keep it real with some brutally honest campaigns.
here are some to get you creative geniuses going:
Dubai Properties
Invest in Dubai property, Our villas are full of eastern promise.
We promise they will last a thousand and one nights........inshallah
Dubai Healthcare City
Our laboratories have the only culture in town.
Dubai Internet City
Work at DIC, where our firewalls and network are so slow you can work at the same speed as the locals.
Dubai Tourism
Dubai......where even ugly people can get laid.
Dubai Autodrome F1 Circuit
Come and learn how the locals drive at Dubai Autodrome.
Dubai Employment
Where the size of your package really does matter
here are some to get you creative geniuses going:
Dubai Properties
Invest in Dubai property, Our villas are full of eastern promise.
We promise they will last a thousand and one nights........inshallah
Dubai Healthcare City
Our laboratories have the only culture in town.
Dubai Internet City
Work at DIC, where our firewalls and network are so slow you can work at the same speed as the locals.
Dubai Tourism
Dubai......where even ugly people can get laid.
Dubai Autodrome F1 Circuit
Come and learn how the locals drive at Dubai Autodrome.
Dubai Employment
Where the size of your package really does matter
Last edited by Jammy_Dodgers; Jan 23rd 2007 at 9:51 am.
Jan 23rd 2007, 11:15 am
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Re: Dubai marketing and tourism nonsense
Ah I see Jammy is back.......
Jan 23rd 2007, 11:43 am
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Jan 24th 2007, 6:02 am
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Re: Dubai marketing and tourism nonsense
Dubai Humanitarian City
Stop laughing! We're serious!
Stop laughing! We're serious!
Jan 24th 2007, 6:10 am
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Welcome To Etisalat
The telecom provider of choice.............as if you have any choice!
The telecom provider of choice.............as if you have any choice!
Jan 24th 2007, 6:12 am
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Dubai Media City
All the news providers in one place.
It makes it easier for us to suppress
All the news providers in one place.
It makes it easier for us to suppress
Jan 24th 2007, 10:19 am
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Re: Dubai marketing and tourism nonsense
Nakheel
Look, just hand over the money. When it's ready, we'll text you or something.
Look, just hand over the money. When it's ready, we'll text you or something.
Last edited by Eeyore; Jan 24th 2007 at 10:21 am.
Jan 24th 2007, 10:49 am
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Re: Dubai marketing and tourism nonsense
The Palm Jumeirah
Guaranteed jingly-free.
Emaar
We will ban any newspapers we bloody well want to from our developments. And hey, that Burj Dubai is great. It WILL NOT collapse in a heap of shattered glass, broken dreams and twisted steel. Promise. Ah-ah-ah! We don't care how crap the build quality is in Emirates Hills!
Guaranteed jingly-free.
Emaar
We will ban any newspapers we bloody well want to from our developments. And hey, that Burj Dubai is great. It WILL NOT collapse in a heap of shattered glass, broken dreams and twisted steel. Promise. Ah-ah-ah! We don't care how crap the build quality is in Emirates Hills!
Jan 24th 2007, 10:50 am
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Dubai Tourism
Visit Dubai, The Middle East's Premier holiday destination, and only 7 hours away* !!.
(*figures based on travelling by car from Sharjah)
Visit Dubai, The Middle East's Premier holiday destination, and only 7 hours away* !!.
(*figures based on travelling by car from Sharjah)
Jan 24th 2007, 10:52 am
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British Expats Middle East Forum
How long before we edit all this stuff out?
How long before we edit all this stuff out?
Jan 24th 2007, 10:54 am
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Re: Dubai marketing and tourism nonsense
Erm, sorry to be pedantic, but it's there 30th anniversary this year, so that means our wonderful law enforcement agency has been in existance for less time than I've been on the planet.
Worrying...
Worrying...
Jan 24th 2007, 10:55 am
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Du
Bring life to a completely new type of government monopoly.
Bring life to a completely new type of government monopoly.
Jan 24th 2007, 10:58 am
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GULF NEWS/KHALEEJ TIMES
Giving you the news THEY want you to have.
Giving you the news THEY want you to have.
Last edited by MJC; Jan 24th 2007 at 11:07 am.