Originally Posted by Scamp

They love that sort of shit.

Just don't leave your mrs unattended in a bar whilst you piss.

I came back to two of them chatting to her, I overheard her telling them that she wasn't interested and she didn't want any of their "rape drinks". Was absolutely pissing myself.

Funny thing is you tell them to **** off and they......don't.

Originally Posted by britexpat76

My favorite on a night out is the taken Indian bloke in his shiny brown shirt nursing the 1 pint he bought 4 hours previously trying to talk to anything in a skirt. Those guys have got thick skin...........

Originally Posted by Scamp

Lebanese

Generally regarded as greasy-haired, over-dressed perverts.

Originally Posted by Johnnyboy11

You forgot the words 'pointy shoed' and 'snakes' in your description

Originally Posted by Scamp

I stand completely corrected. Thank you.

Originally Posted by britexpat76

And the 2 bottles of cheap aftershave they must bathe in

Originally Posted by co durham boy

They drink the cheap aftershave here , have you seen it on sale in Carrefour it's called 'New Moon ' 10 QAR a bottle.

Apparently it's not bad with a drop of Sprite in it