Changes to Dubai
May 23rd 2006, 10:59 am
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Changes to Dubai
Ill be back in a few months (get the world cup out of the way first!)
and wanted to know what, if anything has changed since i left.!
Is Al Marooj tarmac'ed yet?, Is SZ road still just a carpark at rush hour ??
Anything got better or much worse ?????
and wanted to know what, if anything has changed since i left.!
Is Al Marooj tarmac'ed yet?, Is SZ road still just a carpark at rush hour ??
Anything got better or much worse ?????
May 23rd 2006, 11:47 am
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Ill be back in a few months (get the world cup out of the way first!)
and wanted to know what, if anything has changed since i left.!
Is Al Marooj tarmac'ed yet?, Is SZ road still just a carpark at rush hour ??
Anything got better or much worse ?????
and wanted to know what, if anything has changed since i left.!
Is Al Marooj tarmac'ed yet?, Is SZ road still just a carpark at rush hour ??
Anything got better or much worse ?????
They have discovered that the plans for the Burj were upside down and are now commited to the worlds deepest dwelling.
The summers are much more bearable now Dubai has been fully encapsulated in a bubble. It's damn chill at times and there is a constant riot as opposing groups try to take control of the thermostat.
Emerati nationals have decided the traditional "dishdash" is no longer required and have taken to wearing stetson hats, hawaiian shirts and tight trunks to meetings. The Emerati ladies all wear skimpy thong bikinis and have bunny ears and all answer to the name of Marge.
The under reported worker revolts have increased in magnitute and they have now wreslted control of the oil and gas fields. An independent state of "United States Of Blue Overalls" has been founded and is awaiting ratification by the UN.
Longs Bar is now owned and opperated by Al Gore. He does stand up there on Thursdays.
Hope this helps you settle back in.
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PS The Alamo has shut down...!
May 23rd 2006, 12:04 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by Autonomy
The motor car has been banned. We all use camels now. Camel rage is now not uncommon and due to the huge increase in camel useage we've now nicknamed SZR as Sh*t Zayed Road.
They have discovered that the plans for the Burj were upside down and are now commited to the worlds deepest dwelling.
The summers are much more bearable now Dubai has been fully encapsulated in a bubble. It's damn chill at times and there is a constant riot as opposing groups try to take control of the thermostat.
Emerati nationals have decided the traditional "dishdash" is no longer required and have taken to wearing stetson hats, hawaiian shirts and tight trunks to meetings. The Emerati ladies all wear skimpy thong bikinis and have bunny ears and all answer to the name of Marge.
The under reported worker revolts have increased in magnitute and they have now wreslted control of the oil and gas fields. An independent state of "United States Of Blue Overalls" has been founded and is awaiting ratification by the UN.
Longs Bar is now owned and opperated by Al Gore. He does stand up there on Thursdays.
Hope this helps you settle back in.
Auto.
PS The Alamo has shut down...!
They have discovered that the plans for the Burj were upside down and are now commited to the worlds deepest dwelling.
The summers are much more bearable now Dubai has been fully encapsulated in a bubble. It's damn chill at times and there is a constant riot as opposing groups try to take control of the thermostat.
Emerati nationals have decided the traditional "dishdash" is no longer required and have taken to wearing stetson hats, hawaiian shirts and tight trunks to meetings. The Emerati ladies all wear skimpy thong bikinis and have bunny ears and all answer to the name of Marge.
The under reported worker revolts have increased in magnitute and they have now wreslted control of the oil and gas fields. An independent state of "United States Of Blue Overalls" has been founded and is awaiting ratification by the UN.
Longs Bar is now owned and opperated by Al Gore. He does stand up there on Thursdays.
Hope this helps you settle back in.
Auto.
PS The Alamo has shut down...!
your taking the micky right?!!.....................................alamo is closed!!?
May 23rd 2006, 12:58 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Watch out for those camels with 3 digit tatoos on their rear.
Originally Posted by Autonomy
The motor car has been banned. We all use camels now. Camel rage is now not uncommon and due to the huge increase in camel useage we've now nicknamed SZR as Sh*t Zayed Road.
They have discovered that the plans for the Burj were upside down and are now commited to the worlds deepest dwelling.
The summers are much more bearable now Dubai has been fully encapsulated in a bubble. It's damn chill at times and there is a constant riot as opposing groups try to take control of the thermostat.
Emerati nationals have decided the traditional "dishdash" is no longer required and have taken to wearing stetson hats, hawaiian shirts and tight trunks to meetings. The Emerati ladies all wear skimpy thong bikinis and have bunny ears and all answer to the name of Marge.
The under reported worker revolts have increased in magnitute and they have now wreslted control of the oil and gas fields. An independent state of "United States Of Blue Overalls" has been founded and is awaiting ratification by the UN.
Longs Bar is now owned and opperated by Al Gore. He does stand up there on Thursdays.
Hope this helps you settle back in.
Auto.
PS The Alamo has shut down...!
They have discovered that the plans for the Burj were upside down and are now commited to the worlds deepest dwelling.
The summers are much more bearable now Dubai has been fully encapsulated in a bubble. It's damn chill at times and there is a constant riot as opposing groups try to take control of the thermostat.
Emerati nationals have decided the traditional "dishdash" is no longer required and have taken to wearing stetson hats, hawaiian shirts and tight trunks to meetings. The Emerati ladies all wear skimpy thong bikinis and have bunny ears and all answer to the name of Marge.
The under reported worker revolts have increased in magnitute and they have now wreslted control of the oil and gas fields. An independent state of "United States Of Blue Overalls" has been founded and is awaiting ratification by the UN.
Longs Bar is now owned and opperated by Al Gore. He does stand up there on Thursdays.
Hope this helps you settle back in.
Auto.
PS The Alamo has shut down...!
May 23rd 2006, 1:11 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Thanks for that Stu.
I was working out there til last year but work stopped.
I have now stopped being a child jockey and have re-trained
I was working out there til last year but work stopped.
I have now stopped being a child jockey and have re-trained
May 23rd 2006, 1:15 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
PMSL Auto - very funny
May 23rd 2006, 1:29 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Classic! Wish I could be as funny 
May 23rd 2006, 4:04 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Is Al Marooj tarmac'ed yet?,
rents up 50%
A few new pubs
May 23rd 2006, 4:06 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by Autonomy
The motor car has been banned. We all use camels now. Camel rage is now not uncommon and due to the huge increase in camel useage we've now nicknamed SZR as Sh*t Zayed Road.
They have discovered that the plans for the Burj were upside down and are now commited to the worlds deepest dwelling.
The summers are much more bearable now Dubai has been fully encapsulated in a bubble. It's damn chill at times and there is a constant riot as opposing groups try to take control of the thermostat.
Emerati nationals have decided the traditional "dishdash" is no longer required and have taken to wearing stetson hats, hawaiian shirts and tight trunks to meetings. The Emerati ladies all wear skimpy thong bikinis and have bunny ears and all answer to the name of Marge.
The under reported worker revolts have increased in magnitute and they have now wreslted control of the oil and gas fields. An independent state of "United States Of Blue Overalls" has been founded and is awaiting ratification by the UN.
Longs Bar is now owned and opperated by Al Gore. He does stand up there on Thursdays.
Hope this helps you settle back in.
Auto.
PS The Alamo has shut down...!
They have discovered that the plans for the Burj were upside down and are now commited to the worlds deepest dwelling.
The summers are much more bearable now Dubai has been fully encapsulated in a bubble. It's damn chill at times and there is a constant riot as opposing groups try to take control of the thermostat.
Emerati nationals have decided the traditional "dishdash" is no longer required and have taken to wearing stetson hats, hawaiian shirts and tight trunks to meetings. The Emerati ladies all wear skimpy thong bikinis and have bunny ears and all answer to the name of Marge.
The under reported worker revolts have increased in magnitute and they have now wreslted control of the oil and gas fields. An independent state of "United States Of Blue Overalls" has been founded and is awaiting ratification by the UN.
Longs Bar is now owned and opperated by Al Gore. He does stand up there on Thursdays.
Hope this helps you settle back in.
Auto.
PS The Alamo has shut down...!
May 23rd 2006, 4:43 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
No!!! nothings changed, perhaps a few more traffic cones and ambiguos white lines down SZR.
rents up 50%
A few new pubs
rents up 50%
A few new pubs
Ill have to make sure accomodation is included in the package !!
whats occupancy like in Marooj...all full ??
May 23rd 2006, 4:55 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
50% !! ****!...
Ill have to make sure accomodation is included in the package !!
whats occupancy like in Marooj...all full ??
Ill have to make sure accomodation is included in the package !!
whats occupancy like in Marooj...all full ??
Am afraid it's full.........and now they are very select on who can move in!
You'll have to live somewhere else
May 23rd 2006, 5:00 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by lillygirl
Am afraid it's full.........and now they are very select on who can move in!
You'll have to live somewhere else
You'll have to live somewhere else
May 23rd 2006, 5:03 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Their vetting procedure must be VERY lax if you managed to get in.
If you're nice I'll allow you to visit!
May 23rd 2006, 5:06 pm
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Re: Changes to Dubai
Originally Posted by lillygirl
If you're nice I'll allow you to visit!
