Air hostess joke
Mar 23rd 2006, 8:06 am
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Air hostess joke
Flight Attendant
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Emirates!"
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Emirates!"
Mar 23rd 2006, 8:13 am
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Re: Air hostess joke
Originally Posted by secretdubai
Flight Attendant
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Emirates!"
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Emirates!"
I am still waiting for the funny part...
Mar 23rd 2006, 9:26 am
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Re: Air hostess joke
Originally Posted by secretdubai
Flight Attendant
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Emirates!"
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Emirates!"
Mar 23rd 2006, 10:01 am
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Re: Air hostess joke
No, it isn't so bad but most people here are in Dubai. It could just as easily have been Qatar or Etihad. I think in the original version of the joke it was Ryanair. (And yes, their inflight service really is that bad. They do take pilots with low hours though....)
Mar 23rd 2006, 10:07 am
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Re: Air hostess joke
Originally Posted by Border Reiver
No, it isn't so bad but most people here are in Dubai. It could just as easily have been Qatar or Etihad. I think in the original version of the joke it was Ryanair. (And yes, their inflight service really is that bad. They do take pilots with low hours though....)
Against a €26000 bond with a school in Sweden (which does not guarantee u a job) on top of the loan you get for your intial pilot studies (around €30000) ...
Mar 23rd 2006, 10:10 am
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Re: Air hostess joke
Originally Posted by Air Polygamy
That was a good one! But why Emirates? Is their on board service so bad ?
Mar 23rd 2006, 10:19 am
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Re: Air hostess joke
Originally Posted by Air Polygamy
Against a €26000 bond with a school in Sweden (which does not guarantee u a job) on top of the loan you get for your intial pilot studies (around €30000) ...
. At least they have stopped charging for the interview and sim assessment. 
Mar 23rd 2006, 10:59 am
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Re: Air hostess joke
Originally Posted by Border Reiver
the original version of the joke it was Ryanair.
It was AirFrance!
Mar 24th 2006, 9:55 pm
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Re: Air hostess joke
I never said it would be easy . At least they have stopped charging for the interview and sim assessment.
