Ooh, smart.

I've never done that, my mate got caught once, he had the classic 'WARNING! WARNING!' with a fog horn type blast for when his mrs called.....it was fine until one day he couldn't find his phone and she rang it for him.

Classic.

****ING BASTARD SMART ARSE HOBGOBLIN PISS-DRINKING WANKERS.

Started ringing (PIC this time) from different mobile numbers to trick me into answering.

Another added to the contact 'Don't Answer'

Regulated by who? The Central Bank has banned cold calling and it's not looked kindly upon by the other regulators.

Changes are coming to the industry in the UAE. We've just got our new license and as long as the new proposed regulators have teeth it's going to be very news in the coming two or three years.

I stress the words if they have teeth...

N.

****ING BASTARD SMART ARSE HOBGOBLIN PISS-DRINKING WANKERS.

Otherwise OK?

Otherwise he was lovely, polite and not quick enough to get a response in when I told him to call me back at 14:00 today....so I can ignore.

Offering 3/1 that he WONT call back at 14:00

1407 the call came.

You all lost out on triple bucks.

Did you answer or ignore?

Let it ring and ring and ring and ring.

I got a call from Filippina sounding woman in India yesterday asking if I was interested in meeting someone to talk about exciting opportunities in India.

I hung up before she could finish...it's easy when you do it right.

N.

Which wealth management companies operating in Dubai, Qatar, Kuwait, Abu Dhabi, Bahrain, Saudi are good?

My alarm's just gone off.

The name doesn't help does it.

Likewise...

None. Seriously, none.

There are a handful of good independent financial advisers, but not a single good wealth management company. They're all rotten to the core and exist for one purpose; to sell the policy with the fattest commission for the biggest profit.

May I also say, yet again, that 'wealth management' is a stupid term. It is used by people who don't really understand what proper independent financial advice actually means.