nebraska joke...LOL
Aug 19th 2003, 1:27 am
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nebraska joke...LOL
Does this happen in Nebraska ???? LOL!
Just seeing the funny side ....LOL
Michelle
A guy goes in for a civil service job interview.
The interviewer asks, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Yes, in fact, I served in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favour. Do you have any
service-related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I'm 100% disabled. An explosion removed my private
parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work,
though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good
news for you, I can hire you now! Our working hours
are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you
started."
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why
do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, in Civil Service, we don't do anything but sit
round and scratch our balls for the first two hours.
No point of your coming in for that.
Just seeing the funny side ....LOL
Michelle
A guy goes in for a civil service job interview.
The interviewer asks, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, "Yes, in fact, I served in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favour. Do you have any
service-related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact I'm 100% disabled. An explosion removed my private
parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work,
though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good
news for you, I can hire you now! Our working hours
are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10, and we'll get you
started."
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why
do you want me to come at 10?"
"Well, in Civil Service, we don't do anything but sit
round and scratch our balls for the first two hours.
No point of your coming in for that.
Aug 19th 2003, 5:25 am
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Re: nebraska joke...LOL
Ha ha ha... sounds true anyhow! Wouldn't surprise me any what so ever!
Aug 19th 2003, 11:07 am
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!! Good one, Michelle!!!!! Great way to start off my day!!!
Kate. xxxxxxx
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Aug 19th 2003, 6:42 pm
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wow...... lol.... what a great joke!!!! Does someone know email of Nebraska????? i want to send it there right now 
hehehehe
oh.... thanks.... this joke is wonderful... you made my day
Olenka <laughing>
what a great joke!!!! Does someone know email of Nebraska????? i want to send it there right now hehehehe
oh.... thanks.... this joke is wonderful... you made my day
Olenka <laughing>
Aug 19th 2003, 6:46 pm
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Thanks
Lol that was way funny... Thanks for that Michelle
Aug 19th 2003, 6:55 pm
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You didnt hear that one in Union Street Michelle ??? LOL
Aug 19th 2003, 7:58 pm
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LMAO!!!!!!!! That's hilarious!
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Sep 14th 2003, 11:03 pm
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Re: nebraska joke...LOL
are you from Aberdeen ?
if you are its a very small world
Michelle
"highlander" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> You didnt hear that one in Union Street Michelle ??? LOL
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if you are its a very small world
Michelle
"highlander" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> You didnt hear that one in Union Street Michelle ??? LOL
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Sep 26th 2003, 8:38 am
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I dont care about anyones problems like those of cutenurse. I would rather
attack friendly people. I am a liar and I cant read
I also despise persons from other countries.
"michelle.moir" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> are you from Aberdeen ?
> if you are its a very small world
> Michelle
> "highlander" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > You didnt hear that one in Union Street Michelle ??? LOL
> >
> >
> > --
> > Posted via http://britishexpats.com
attack friendly people. I am a liar and I cant read
I also despise persons from other countries.
"michelle.moir" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> are you from Aberdeen ?
> if you are its a very small world
> Michelle
> "highlander" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > You didnt hear that one in Union Street Michelle ??? LOL
> >
> >
> > --
> > Posted via http://britishexpats.com
