So, you’ve left the UK, changed your job, probably moved your children away from their grandparents, uncles and aunts, family and friends and embarked on a new life in Canada. Has this made you happy?

Yes.

























































Next....

I've got some beer and now I'm about to play dragon age ii on the ps3. So that is a yes from me at this particular juncture.

I clicked on that for about 20 seconds.

It made me less happy.

I'm sorry for that. But you've moved from the UK and then Germany and then to the US and now to Canada, are you happy? You seem to want to go France. Are you a David Bowie fan?

I'm from Earth.

You shouldn’t be embarrassed that you’re from Newcastle. There’s Paul Gascoigne and of course Andy Capp, long live the Geordies.

No...

...then yes...

...now no again.

I am as happy as the proverbial pig in sh*t

I quite like that, I'm going to search for more of their stuff

Actually, yes I am now! Especially now as both kids out, hubby upstairs working, I have just come back from a fantastic Hot yoga class and have a large glass of vino in me hand

All is happy in 1Bells world - well for the next hour!

Yes, quite happy. What about yourself? On the other hand don't answer. I rarely believe anything you write.

aye but its entertaining!

Wine induced mate stuff notwithstanding, are you really happy? Don't you miss pissing it up with lasses down the Camden Road or the Elephant and Castle, having a few laughs and then having that killer kebab?

Enjoy this summer.