Worst Xmas ever..............?
Nov 26th 2010 | 3:05 pm
#31
Assimilated Pauper
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 40,070
From: Ontario
Re: Worst Xmas ever..............?
I'm all for suicidal melancholy, the Take That cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" plays as I type, but "actually wanted to go to Hull" is a hard phrase to see.
Nov 26th 2010 | 3:22 pm
#33
Born again atheist
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 30,259
From: Europe (to be specified).
Re: Worst Xmas ever..............?
I rather liked this one...
Annus Mirabilis
Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.
Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.
So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
I'm looking forward to the sequel which might be called " Annus Horibilis"
Annus Mirabilis
Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.
Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.
So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
I'm looking forward to the sequel which might be called " Annus Horibilis"
Nov 26th 2010 | 3:27 pm
#34
Assimilated Pauper
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 40,070
From: Ontario
Re: Worst Xmas ever..............?
I rather liked this one...
Annus Mirabilis
Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.
Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.
So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
I'm looking forward to the sequel which might be called " Annus Horibilis"
Annus Mirabilis
Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.
Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.
So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
I'm looking forward to the sequel which might be called " Annus Horibilis"
Nov 26th 2010 | 4:26 pm
#36
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 7,866
From: Cochrane, Alberta
Nov 26th 2010 | 4:34 pm
#37
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Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 20,188
Re: Worst Xmas ever..............?
There once a man named Bob
He went to get a job
Got hit by a bus
No one gave a fuss
Cause he was a stupid slob
He went to get a job
Got hit by a bus
No one gave a fuss
Cause he was a stupid slob
Nov 26th 2010 | 4:38 pm
#38
Thread Starter
Sawdust making harpy
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 11,291
From: Alberta
Re: Worst Xmas ever..............?
Here you go Oink you msed a bit
There once a man named Bob
He went to get a job
Got hit by a bus
No one gave a fuss
Cause he was a stupid slob
Oh and merry christmas.
(just keeping in the spirit and all that)
There once a man named Bob
He went to get a job
Got hit by a bus
No one gave a fuss
Cause he was a stupid slob
Oh and merry christmas.
(just keeping in the spirit and all that)
Nov 26th 2010 | 5:19 pm
#39
Beep
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 8,311
From: Here
Re: Worst Xmas ever..............?
I love Christmas 
Nov 26th 2010 | 7:07 pm
#40
Happy
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 2,942
From: Nova Scotia
Re: Worst Xmas ever..............?
Worst Christmas was when I was about 7, we had moved to a horrible house in Brighton with an equally nasty stepfather. We were broke and so just had a snoopy each and my brother and I had to wash up after Christmas dinner (and my mother used EVERYTHING in the kitchen to cook with) whilst my mother and stepfather had Mary Poppins on in the front room.
I can still remember the greasy water in the sink! shudder
I can still remember the greasy water in the sink! shudder
Nov 27th 2010 | 5:38 am
#41
BE Troll
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 1,708
From: Upper Atmosphere
Re: Worst Xmas ever..............?
I awoke one Christmas naked in a snow bank with a strange dog licking my bum.
