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Old Aug 16th 2013, 2:05 pm
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I wonder how my bosses are now going to feel when I now start checking out womens breasts and I base my reasoning on this
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/422...REAST-IMPLANTS

No Im not staring at your tits madam Im verifying they dont contain explosive devices. That should nullify any complaints I guess.
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Steady on FL, would it not be better just to look for the additive?

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The bombs could be set off by injecting the liquid in the cavity with another liquid, causing a chemical reaction leading to an explosion, according to one unnamed specialist.
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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
I wonder how my bosses are now going to feel when I now start checking out womens breasts and I base my reasoning on this
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/422...REAST-IMPLANTS

No Im not staring at your tits madam Im verifying they dont contain explosive devices. That should nullify any complaints I guess.
Have you some form of x-ray vision then?
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great!
as if the TSA and their cronies needed another excuse to sexually molest you anytime you try to travel
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Originally Posted by Almost Canadian
Have you some form of x-ray vision then?
I would prefer examination by touching
Seriously though terrorist organizations have done research on surgically implanting explosive devices within the body and enhanced breasts is come across everyday in my line of work.
One day we just might read about a suicide bomber whos breasts exploded in a crowded public area or god forbid on an aircraft while in flight.
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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
I would prefer examination by touching
Seriously though terrorist organizations have done research on surgically implanting explosive devices within the body and enhanced breasts is come across everyday in my line of work.
One day we just might read about a suicide bomber whos breasts exploded in a crowded public area or god forbid on an aircraft while in flight.
I think that these terrorist cells have all been reading Frank Herbert's Dune novels. Explosive body implants were all the rage among the Atreides Household.

Just wait till they get to the chapter on the Family Nukes.
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
I think that these terrorist cells have all been reading Frank Herbert's Dune novels. Explosive body implants were all the rage among the Atreides Household.

Just wait till they get to the chapter on the Family Nukes.
One only has to google surgically implanted bombs to either believe or disbelieve these devices do exist
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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
One only has to google surgically implanted bombs to either believe or disbelieve these devices do exist
I wan't implying that they don't exist, just suggesting that it's not a terrifically new idea.
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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian
I would prefer examination by touching
In every movie I've ever seen that involves de-activating a bomb, "giving it a good jiggle" would probably be quite literally the last thing you'd do.
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Would you not just see the fuse sticking outa the nipple?
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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
In every movie I've ever seen that involves de-activating a bomb, "giving it a good jiggle" would probably be quite literally the last thing you'd do.
Hear hear. But it's tit-jiggling folk like CBSO lackeys who are the secret weapon. You put one half of the explosive mixture in the left tit with the igniter fluid in the other one and wait for another right tit to squeeze it.
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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
In every movie I've ever seen that involves de-activating a bomb, "giving it a good jiggle" would probably be quite literally the last thing you'd do.
Well I might die a happy man then as for the nipple wouldnt that actually be the switch to activate the device? Believe it or not I have also heard tits are useful much like Professors
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