What the? This can't be right:

"You are on course to drink about 1% less than the average for men in the United Kingdom, and 137% more than the average for women."

Where you're from doesn't seem to make a difference. UK, Canada, Russia, Iceland...it all came up as Turkmenistan.

Even Turkmenistan came up as Turkmenistan

I'm in the same exalted category.

<Hic>

What ever kind of drinker I am classed as, tonight it's not enough.

Teen sprog b'day party. In my living room.

I hid the hardstuff; moved all breakables; warned neighbours; found earplugs.

What have I forgotten? ...

Hide your stash.

Wish I had one to hide . Starting to think that no amount of alcohol will be sufficient to dull the edge this evening ...

Look on the bright side: one or several of those teenaged guests will be able to supply all your needs.

Something a bit dodgy with this calculator. Just played around with the input quantities and the country results are all over the place.

That's probably because drinking averages depend less on geographic location than on quality of life and of governance.

And who's buying.

Belarus.

New Years resolution is a massive slowdown as I want to shift a few pounds.

Well that too. I don't know any government which foots the bill but if there was one I'd move there.

Amputate your head. Two birds with one stone.

My doctor asked if I drink to excess,
I said I'll drink to anything.

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