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Arris Feb 13th 2007 2:09 am

Unfortunate/funny names
 
We've all heard about unfortunate/funny names... Hugh Jaynus, Thresa Green & - don't know if this ones allowed, but here it goes anyway..... Mike Hunt.

But have you actually met anyone or know somebody with such a name.

Through my work several years ago I met Gordon Bennett, Justine Case & Holly Day :D

My husband used to go to school with Wayne Kerr :rofl:

dbd33 Feb 13th 2007 2:11 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 

Originally Posted by Arris (Post 4397779)
We've all heard about unfortunate/funny names... Hugh Jaynus, Thresa Green & - don't know if this ones allowed, but here it goes anyway..... Mike Hunt.

But have you actually met anyone or know somebody with such a name.

Through my work several years ago I met Gordon Bennett, Justine Case & Holly Day :D

My husband used to go to school with Wayne Kerr :rofl:

I interviewed Dick Dong.

I worked with a man who had been called hung phuc le but who anglicised it to Lee Hung. That would have been fine had the bastards he worked with not convinced him that all Canadians have a middle name and a popular one is "well".

Madmac Feb 13th 2007 2:13 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 

Originally Posted by Arris (Post 4397779)
We've all heard about unfortunate/funny names... Hugh Jaynus, Thresa Green & - don't know if this ones allowed, but here it goes anyway..... Mike Hunt.

But have you actually met anyone or know somebody with such a name.

Through my work several years ago I met Gordon Bennett, Justine Case & Holly Day :D

My husband used to go to school with Wayne Kerr :rofl:

One of the newscasters on the telly back home had a great name:

'Nina Nanaar.' :D

Say it loudly and repeat - it sounds just like the noise you made as a kid when imitating a police car siren.

sinope Feb 13th 2007 2:14 am

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 4397783)
I interviewed Dick Dong.

Such a porn star name - did you manage to keep a straight face?

My partner once had a meeting with a Russell Sprout.

dbd33 Feb 13th 2007 2:15 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 

Originally Posted by sinope (Post 4397794)
Such a porn star name - did you manage to keep a straight face?

My partner once had a meeting with a Russell Sprout.

When I saw the resume I thought I should ask him why he didn't go by "Richard" but he seemed utterly humourless so I said nuffink.

Arris Feb 13th 2007 2:15 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 

Originally Posted by sinope (Post 4397794)
My partner once had a meeting with a Russell Sprout.

:eek: :rofl: :thumbup:

Souvenir Feb 13th 2007 2:22 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 
I used to work with a bloke called Runi Poo.

A girl I worked with had a friend called Griselda Dick.

I vaguely knew a Gordon Bennett in Oakville. His tugboat (the Wendy B) is still moored in the marina. I don't think the town knew what to do with it after he went back to it one night, pissed, and fell down the stairs, killing himself in the process.

I also know a family called Beishon. The boys must have been glad to reach majority and thus be Mister, rather than Master. Then again, Mr Beishon isn't a great deal better.

iaink Feb 13th 2007 2:23 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 
There was a boy at my school with the surname "Fûcker".

Imagine the fun the gym teachers had with that:ohmy:


This bit of test equipment used to cause sniggering, but we are over it now:lol:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../2007Feb13.jpg



http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...20stuff/WK.jpg

Atlantic Xpat Feb 13th 2007 2:39 am

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I once dealt with a Korean gentlemen who rejoiced in the name of Suk Bum Choi. Then there was the US colleague whose name was Peter File. Try saying that in a 'merkan accent!:D

iaink Feb 13th 2007 2:41 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 

Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat (Post 4397866)
I once dealt with a Korean gentlemen who rejoiced in the name of Suk Bum Choi. Then there was the US colleague whose name was Peter File. Try saying that in a 'merkan accent!:D

My wife was an ESL instructor in Korea & Japan..one of her students was called Bum Suk.

Wonder if he was related?

Atlantic Xpat Feb 13th 2007 3:10 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 4397869)
My wife was an ESL instructor in Korea & Japan..one of her students was called Bum Suk.

Wonder if he was related?

I think it's the Korean version of 'Smith'!

Stu-pot Feb 13th 2007 3:18 am

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The husband of my wifes friend was called Richard Upright, but he issisted on everyone calling him Dick

printer Feb 13th 2007 3:41 am

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I had a customer who's parents must have had a sense of humour. I got a message to call a Mr Russell and when i got hold of him turns out his first name was Jack!! :D

iaink Feb 13th 2007 3:43 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 

Originally Posted by printer (Post 4398004)
I had a customer who's parents must have had a sense of humour. I got a message to call a Mr Russell and when i got hold of him turns out his first name was Jack!! :D

Didnt he used to keep wicket for Gloucestershire and England?

jempee Feb 13th 2007 5:09 am

Re: Unfortunate/funny names
 

Originally Posted by Arris (Post 4397779)
We've all heard about unfortunate/funny names... Hugh Jaynus, Thresa Green & - don't know if this ones allowed, but here it goes anyway..... Mike Hunt.

But have you actually met anyone or know somebody with such a name.

Through my work several years ago I met Gordon Bennett, Justine Case & Holly Day :D

My husband used to go to school with Wayne Kerr :rofl:

know someone who called their child harry hunt. (wondered if he would be forever know as hairy ****** at school, or is it just me.............)


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