Yup. That's a final. Toon still have 0.00002 % chance for survival.

Anything less than a convincing win against Boro will see Newcastle going down faster than Wayne Rooney on a grandma.

Thanks for the image you just gave me

I honestly think that if NUFC beat borough, Hull have so little going for them that they will lose to stoke and bolton (and the scum of course) and the toon could escape on goal difference.

Gotta have at least a one in 5 million chance of beating Middlesborough? They are utterly abject..just as abject as newcastle anyway...

Of course, if Hull can beat Man USA on the last day that might be good too, in another way.

Worst case the final day is meaningless to liverpool anyway AND newcastle go down

You're welcome, Fraser.

I wasn't sure what you were talking about either, so being a web 2.0 type, I searched youtube with your comment.

Nothing relevant came up.

So I clicked a link. And then another.

And found this priceless gem:-

Back in 2004, Rooney was found out to be seeing a little old lady prostitute, leading to the chants from Liverpool fans of 'Rooney ***** your grandma' whenever they played against him.

http://www.bintmagazine.com/bint_sto...p?story_id=299

Why does it have to be convincing? I'll happily take a 1-0 on a dodgy penalty in the last minute.

Edit: Whether I'd have had a heart attack by then is a difficult one.

Taxi for Barthez.

Another view.

i'm not sure what is worse though, the grandma, or rooney. some foxy grandmas out there lads.

ah yes, newcastle down, and liverpool finish the season without a trophy, again, bliss.

Weve got lots already, doesnt hurt to share them around now and again, as long as it doesnt become a habit...


I still have this feeling its going to come down to the last day...not that I expect Hull to get a result, but I can still see some twists and turns to come.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ed/8033495.stm

good old joey, a model citizen and fine role model for future generations of footballers across the country. shearer actually has my sympathy trying to juggle the demands of the club and deal with this fool.

oh no, not this argument, how long can liverpool refer to thier success of 20yrs ago. thats 20 years mate, not last season, or the season before for that matter.