rae

tis the point, this poor fellow obvioulsy not paying attention to tranfer speculation and had a wonderful portrait of andrew put on his forearm a day or so before he left the sinking ship. come to think of it this must be a bloody huge ship to be sinking all this time.

as for big al, all i have to say is........ you are my solskjaer, my only solskjaer etc etc....

rae

http://www.theoffside.com/world-foot...h-tattoos.html

i've actually found some reference to it, but i think it was on his arm, then again there of course is probably more than one, ho ho ho.

rae

http://www.4thegame.com/features/fea...hat_it_do.html

another one, still on the leg, hmm. but more disturbingly reference just below of another chris waddle single. what have we done to deserve a follow up to diamond lights.

can't you tell there in nothing on the tv, we could not get a babysitter and the wife is in bed.

Novocastrian

Since 1995, NUFC have of course brought in a rule that stupid people aren't allowed to buy season tickets (although they are free to mutilate their bodies at will). I thought this was well known, even down south around Manchester?

Novocastrian

Self quoting is also frowned on in the Toon, but perhaps you get my point?

rae

oh my dear lord above. i have just watched the video of chris waddle, i feel like i have just had a bad trip, even though i have no idea what is a good or bad trip, it cannot be any worse than this, meth addicts feel free to comment.

rae

this is fun, can we talk about how handsome peter beardsley was next?

Novocastrian

...as well as any members of law enforcement agencies who may be monitoring this forum.

rae

i can't get into any more trouble at the moment mate, it seems my british bobby sense of humour is not appreciated by the locals. if monitored i will blame all on hacking and ditch the PC. though i may just have cocked this alibi up with last comment.

Novocastrian

Do they still have bobbies in Manchester? How quaint!

rae

yep and two football teams both doing better than yowe

rae

a few newcastle jokes for you and i'm off for the night, all the best.

A man hands over a £50 note to the tturnstileoperator at newcastle.


Man: Two please.


TTurnstileOperator: Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?


Q. What is the difference between newcastle and a cafe?

A. A cafe has more cups!

Big sam tried to sign Ronnie O'Sullivan. He reckoned points wouldn't be enough - he needed snookers!

Q. How do you know if your newspaper is upside down?

A. Newcastle are top of the table!

Q: What do you get when you offer a newcastle fan a penny for his thoughts?

A: Change!

Sam Allardyce, the newcastle manager was caught speeding on his way to the stadium today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned


What have Newcastle got in common with the Australian weather?
Pretty hot until December/January then cools right down and is no worry whatsoever!

What is the difference between Alan Shearer and a pint of Boddington's?
The beer's a whole lot cheaper and you get to put your hands on the cup! (my ffavoritewith the manc boddies reference)

Novocastrian

Well it's difficult to follow after rae's witty repartee, but there's a new Toon joke today.

Newcastle 2-2 Derby.

(doomed, I tells yer, doomed).

rae

Ronaldo's late penalty gives Manchester United 2-1 victory over Everton
1 hour ago

LONDON - Cristiano Ronaldo's late penalty gave Manchester United a 2-1 victory over Everton on Sunday and the Red Devils again moved within a point of Arsenal in the Premier League.

merry christmas.

Novocastrian

...and to you my mercurial mancunian marra.