Pity they can't play football

We won the first half. Curate's egg, innit?

Mikey Owen scored another goal. When's the next England match?

Wot??? You want to get him broken again?

Nope, just speculating on the reason for his improvement in form.

Even a blind blackbird catches a worm now and again

oh dear, before it comes my way for our perfromance, at least citys goals were good ones, what the hell was that first one all about, how far out, how many times did it bobble, how many people watched it go past. that must take the award for the slowest goal from long range.
utd, struggled, and i do not like the excuse queiroz gave of the international cocking us up. giggs should have took his chance first half and tevez should know better to run a mile offside at this level and think he can score. anyway, as it stands liverpool 0 chelsea 0 does us a favour.
whats this about king kev wanting to sign Thierry Henry, you cannot be serious.

King Kev will be gone before the end of the season as he is a loose cannon why do you think they got Dennis Wise in.

I don't where you picked up this silly notion. Mind you, looking at our fixtures for the rest of the season, and noting that the transfer deadline has been and gone, it's hard to feel any great confidence about still being in the Prem next season.

No matter, they'll still have 52,000 in the stands every home game.

<and we're still ahead of the mackem scum>

They were happy bunnies yesterday I like keegan but he looked like a frozen rabbit in the headlights yesterday, I cannot see him lasting more than a couple of seasons at best.

Take two metaphors: mix well.

Hey Novo. Good luck for the ManUre match this weekend. Damage limitation in some respect, but you lot are at home so hopefully you can give them a tough game.

Oh, and if you can make our life easier for our FA Cup game against them next week, we'd appreciate it.

Hi Hook: I think you should check the schedules. My understanding is that your lot are off to Old Trafford Saturday this weekend. We're waiting to completely ruin their season the week after that.

<oh, the folly of false hope!>

Yup, just checked. Your game is Sat. 16th at 12 noon EST. It's on FSWC and Setanta.

Viel Gluck.

Damn. Either too much (can't be as i haven't had any) or not enough alcohol. Either that or I'm going senile.

We'll try to soften them up for you then.