Shard

I thought HID was more of an organic quinoa type of gal...? Hmmm, suspicions on the HID alibi now raised

Oink

She is normally but after two large Grey Goose Martinis the lure of tender and juicy seasoned chicken breast cooked in a tempura batter was too much.

Pizzawheel

That's the bit I missed most, grilled Donner Animal. These lamb gyros are not substitute whatsoever.

I suspect donner animal is probably banned in Canada.