Temperature affects the mind!
Jul 20th 2007 | 8:56 pm
#1
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Posts: 1,656
Temperature affects the mind!
Before reading below, I am not intending this joke to offend anyone. (you'll understand when you get to the bottom)
Temperature affects the mind!
>
> 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Scotland sunbathe.
>
> 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
> People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
>
> 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
> People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.
>
> 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
> People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
>
> 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
> People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.
>
> -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
> People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
>
> -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
> People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
>
> -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets
> cold enough.
>
> -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
>
> -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.
>
> -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
> Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
>
> -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
> People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "
>
> -500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
> Scottish people support England in the World Cup
Temperature affects the mind!
>
> 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Scotland sunbathe.
>
> 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
> People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
>
> 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
> People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt.
>
> 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
> People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
>
> 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
> People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold.
>
> -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
> People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
>
> -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
> People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
>
> -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets
> cold enough.
>
> -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
>
> -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky.
>
> -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
> Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
>
> -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
> People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? "
>
> -500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
> Scottish people support England in the World Cup
Jul 22nd 2007 | 9:52 am
#2
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Re: Temperature affects the mind!
FYI, the Canadian version usually ends with "Hell freezes over: the Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup".
Jul 22nd 2007 | 10:02 am
#3
Thinking the unthinkable.
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Posts: 2,136
From: Guelph, Ontario
Re: Temperature affects the mind!
There's more chance of the Canadian Under-20 World Cup football team scoring a point than that happening. 
Jul 22nd 2007 | 10:03 am
#4
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Posts: 30,259
From: Europe (to be specified).
