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Old Jun 27th 2007, 1:49 pm
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Thank you guys for this light hearted start to the beginning of another stressfull day, you have made me giggle and reminded me why I visit this site so often

15 more days till MIL goes home
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Thank you guys for this light hearted start to the beginning of another stressfull day, you have made me giggle and reminded me why I visit this site so often

15 more days till MIL goes home
15? My sympathies. Drink lots.
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Old Jun 27th 2007, 2:20 pm
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15? My sympathies. Drink lots.
OH GOD she is soo mouch worse when she has had a bevvy or two - the joy will be this weekend 5 nights in a 26' motorhome. If you hear news reports of pensioner found in stomach of killer whale - don't look at me
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Old Jun 27th 2007, 2:24 pm
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OH GOD she is soo mouch worse when she has had a bevvy or two - the joy will be this weekend 5 nights in a 26' motorhome. If you hear news reports of pensioner found in stomach of killer whale - don't look at me
To plagiarize a current radio ad, just sing "Kumbaya" all the time. The MIL will voluntarily choose to travel on the roof on the RV.

If that doesn't work, strychnine is cheap and widely available in health food stores.
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OH GOD she is soo mouch worse when she has had a bevvy or two - the joy will be this weekend 5 nights in a 26' motorhome. If you hear news reports of pensioner found in stomach of killer whale - don't look at me
Good grief. Five nights? That's a marriage breaker.
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Old Jun 27th 2007, 2:28 pm
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strychnine is cheap and widely available in health food stores.
Not sure about the health angle but interesting information.
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If that doesn't work, strychnine is cheap and widely available in health food stores.
I can think of more pleasurable ways to kill oneself, or less traceable ways to dispose of the MIL
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Does anyone know a 'Martha Welcram'? She lives in Canada.
That was asked of me this morning as I was trying to explain to the lady behind the post office counter that I didn't want their credit card.
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I can think of more pleasurable ways to kill oneself, or less traceable ways to dispose of the MIL
Three snookers balls in a large sock??
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Hey this is great, as I started this thread I can change the subject and hijack it as much as I want!
Feel free anyone else who wants to do the same, this is a designated 'It doesn't matter a bird's willy what the subject is thread'!
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Does anyone know a 'Martha Welcram'? She lives in Canada.
That was asked of me this morning as I was trying to explain to the lady behind the post office counter that I didn't want their credit card.
Steve, that is so off the wall that even I can't think of a witty rejoinder.
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Hey this is great, as I started this thread I can change the subject and hijack it as much as I want!
Feel free anyone else who wants to do the same, this is a designated 'It doesn't matter a bird's willy what the subject is thread'!
Ah. Now I see.
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Steve, that is so off the wall that even I can't think of a witty rejoinder.
I went in to send a package, when the lady asked me about the credit card I said I don't want one because I'm off to Canada, then said she knew the woman I mentioned and had I heard of her. I was going to engage in a surreal conversation but the Q was getting agitated.
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I went in to send a package, when the lady asked me about the credit card I said I don't want one because I'm off to Canada, then said she knew the woman I mentioned and had I heard of her. I was going to engage in a surreal conversation but the Q was getting agitated.
The dear lady in question is apparently unknown to the google behomoth.
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I went in to send a package, when the lady asked me about the credit card I said I don't want one because I'm off to Canada, then said she knew the woman I mentioned and had I heard of her. I was going to engage in a surreal conversation but the Q was getting agitated.
And you don't want to agitate Q. You know what he did to that nice Captain Jean-Luc.
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