Come on, even the fairest, well mannered amongst you have a moment sometimes when you just want go all blue with your mouth. I had one today at yet another sales caller.

What's your current favourite? Any really creative ones? My existing favourite is ******dog, but no idea where I got it from.

Go on, let rip (said the vicar to the parishner).

Titw@nk is a favourite of mine. Used to use it a lot before I had kids.

I also like the phrase 'f@ck you mother f@cker' because I feel 'street' when I say it.

c**ntyb*llocks....


But I'd obviously never use such a word anymore as it isn't liked here.

F@%kburger as a general expletive.

Sometimes if something goes wrong I've been known to shout "F**k wa*k ar*e s**t ****** b*l*ocks"

Funny. I sometimes just use "F**k s**t wa*k b*l*ocks", but I like your additions.....

I'm not sure I want to risk meeting you lot.

My favourite when wishing to voice total disdain is 'F**kin oxygen thief/s'. Works for me and usually has the desired effect....

Your husband was a lucky man

Arse cakes is a nice one for me when I stub my toe. Mostly if I'm saying it directly to somebody I use Dickhead or Canadian Knob.

Go f*** your father up the s*** tube, or

Up yer ar*e c***y chops, or the perennial favourite

Suck my big b**** s****y c***!

I'd like to add.

Piss up a rope f**kstick

To add to oinks, I think Go xxxx xxxxxxx a xxxxx you xxxx. Or a simple xxxx xxxxx

I should have added that 'titw@nk' is a favourite SWEARWORD mine! Oooops.

Don't worry I've calmed down on my expletives a s**t load since I've been in this f**king place as the Canadians I've met don't seem to like being called a set of useless ******s who need to pull their finger from up their fat f**king ar$es.

It's now something along the lines of.

Excuse me, but from my limited experience in your country is does not seem the most prodcutive method of completing the task. Do you think it would be more benefical for productivity if you tried doing it the way it is written down in the process manual? It's obviously your choice but please have a think about it.