Swearing ...
#1
Swearing ...
Come on, even the fairest, well mannered amongst you have a moment sometimes when you just want go all blue with your mouth. I had one today at yet another sales caller.
What's your current favourite? Any really creative ones? My existing favourite is ******dog, but no idea where I got it from.
Go on, let rip (said the vicar to the parishner).
What's your current favourite? Any really creative ones? My existing favourite is ******dog, but no idea where I got it from.
Go on, let rip (said the vicar to the parishner).
#2
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Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 256
Re: Swearing ...
Come on, even the fairest, well mannered amongst you have a moment sometimes when you just want go all blue with your mouth. I had one today at yet another sales caller.
What's your current favourite? Any really creative ones? My existing favourite is ******dog, but no idea where I got it from.
Go on, let rip (said the vicar to the parishner).
What's your current favourite? Any really creative ones? My existing favourite is ******dog, but no idea where I got it from.
Go on, let rip (said the vicar to the parishner).
#3
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Posts: 256
Re: Swearing ...
I also like the phrase 'f@ck you mother f@cker' because I feel 'street' when I say it.
#4
Re: Swearing ...
c**ntyb*llocks....
But I'd obviously never use such a word anymore as it isn't liked here.
But I'd obviously never use such a word anymore as it isn't liked here.
Last edited by Animal; Jun 21st 2012 at 12:39 am.
#5
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Re: Swearing ...
F@%kburger as a general expletive.
Sometimes if something goes wrong I've been known to shout "F**k wa*k ar*e s**t ****** b*l*ocks"
Sometimes if something goes wrong I've been known to shout "F**k wa*k ar*e s**t ****** b*l*ocks"
#9
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Re: Swearing ...
My favourite when wishing to voice total disdain is 'F**kin oxygen thief/s'. Works for me and usually has the desired effect....
#11
Re: Swearing ...
Go f*** your father up the s*** tube, or
Up yer ar*e c***y chops, or the perennial favourite
Suck my big b**** s****y c***!
Up yer ar*e c***y chops, or the perennial favourite
Suck my big b**** s****y c***!
#12
#13
Re: Swearing ...
To add to oinks, I think Go xxxx xxxxxxx a xxxxx you xxxx. Or a simple xxxx xxxxx
#15
Re: Swearing ...
Don't worry I've calmed down on my expletives a s**t load since I've been in this f**king place as the Canadians I've met don't seem to like being called a set of useless ******s who need to pull their finger from up their fat f**king ar$es.
It's now something along the lines of.
Excuse me, but from my limited experience in your country is does not seem the most prodcutive method of completing the task. Do you think it would be more benefical for productivity if you tried doing it the way it is written down in the process manual? It's obviously your choice but please have a think about it.
It's now something along the lines of.
Excuse me, but from my limited experience in your country is does not seem the most prodcutive method of completing the task. Do you think it would be more benefical for productivity if you tried doing it the way it is written down in the process manual? It's obviously your choice but please have a think about it.