I made a nice pastry case, added my lemon filling, started to whisk my egg whites and the bloomin whisk has broke ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Well, that was worth sharing with the world. Hope you feel better now.

Yesterday, one of my forks got bent in the dishwasher. I had to unbend it which was quite annoying.

I dropped a knife down the gap between the stove and the cupboards. You can imagine how desolate I feel.

Use a fork FFS

I just call Uri Geller under such trying circumstances.

Does he do forks as well then? I thought he only did spoons, and then only the days when he wasn't trying to tell everybody how he was michael jacksons best mate.

I think he does anything with a weak neck and curvature

Very good that. Almost karma-worthy.

Yes, you've got to keep that karma to yourself lest you render it worthless through overuse. I'm saving mine for when I retire.

Well, I was just looking at my profile and am profoundly dissatisfied with my karma yield this month.

I'm sulking.

MAybe you are just to esoteric for the average punter

I certainly hope so.

Ah "the pretending to care about karma in a way that indicates that you don't really care about karma whilst secretly really caring about karma" stance. So many layers of irony, you forget which way is up sometimes.

Green side up