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Miss Clinique Nov 18th 2009 8:12 am
Soooooooooooooooooon P****d off
 
I made a nice pastry case, added my lemon filling, started to whisk my egg whites and the bloomin whisk has broke ahhhhhhhhhhh. :frown:

iaink Nov 18th 2009 8:40 am
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Well, that was worth sharing with the world. Hope you feel better now.

Alan2005 Nov 18th 2009 8:49 am
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Originally Posted by iaink (Post 8108342)
Well, that was worth sharing with the world. Hope you feel better now.
Yesterday, one of my forks got bent in the dishwasher. I had to unbend it which was quite annoying.

fledermaus Nov 18th 2009 8:56 am
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I dropped a knife down the gap between the stove and the cupboards. You can imagine how desolate I feel.

fledermaus Nov 18th 2009 8:57 am
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Originally Posted by Miss Clinque (Post 8108284)
I made a nice pastry case, added my lemon filling, started to whisk my egg whites and the bloomin whisk has broke ahhhhhhhhhhh. :frown:
Use a fork FFS

Novocastrian Nov 18th 2009 8:58 am
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Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 8108365)
Yesterday, one of my forks got bent in the dishwasher. I had to unbend it which was quite annoying.
I just call Uri Geller under such trying circumstances.

Alan2005 Nov 18th 2009 9:01 am
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 8108390)
I just call Uri Geller under such trying circumstances.
Does he do forks as well then? I thought he only did spoons, and then only the days when he wasn't trying to tell everybody how he was michael jacksons best mate.

fledermaus Nov 18th 2009 9:03 am
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Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 8108405)
Does he do forks as well then? I thought he only did spoons, and then only the days when he wasn't trying to tell everybody how he was michael jacksons best mate.
I think he does anything with a weak neck and curvature

Novocastrian Nov 18th 2009 9:09 am
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Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 8108405)
Does he do forks as well then? I thought he only did spoons, and then only the days when he wasn't trying to tell everybody how he was michael jacksons best mate.
Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8108408)
I think he does anything with a weak neck and curvature
Very good that. Almost karma-worthy.

Alan2005 Nov 18th 2009 9:14 am
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 8108429)
Very good that. Almost karma-worthy.
Yes, you've got to keep that karma to yourself lest you render it worthless through overuse. I'm saving mine for when I retire.

Novocastrian Nov 18th 2009 9:15 am
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Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 8108445)
Yes, you've got to keep that karma to yourself lest you render it worthless through overuse. I'm saving mine for when I retire.
Well, I was just looking at my profile and am profoundly dissatisfied with my karma yield this month.

I'm sulking.

fledermaus Nov 18th 2009 9:16 am
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 8108451)
Well, I was just looking at my profile and am profoundly dissatisfied with my karma yield this month.

I'm sulking.
MAybe you are just to esoteric for the average punter

Novocastrian Nov 18th 2009 9:19 am
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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8108453)
MAybe you are just to esoteric for the average punter
I certainly hope so.

Alan2005 Nov 18th 2009 9:22 am
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 8108451)
Well, I was just looking at my profile and am profoundly dissatisfied with my karma yield this month.

I'm sulking.
Ah "the pretending to care about karma in a way that indicates that you don't really care about karma whilst secretly really caring about karma" stance. So many layers of irony, you forget which way is up sometimes.

fledermaus Nov 18th 2009 9:22 am
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Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 8108468)
Ah "the pretending to care about karma in a way that indicates that you don't really care about karma whilst secretly really caring about karma" stance. So many layers of irony, you forget which way is up sometimes.
Green side up


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