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-   -   Someone stole my body! (https://britishexpats.com/forum/maple-leaf-98/someone-stole-my-body-480978/)

ann m Sep 14th 2007 5:05 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
Do you ever go into the ladies in a restaurant or pub or similar, and see some slim, firm, slip of a girl preening herself in front of the mirror, putting her lip gloss on and turning sideways holding in her non-existant stomach as she adjusts her sparkly belt on her low-rise jeans ?

I just think 'One day love' and smile.

Or am I just a bitch ? :rofl::rofl:

Steve_P Sep 14th 2007 5:13 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
Originally Posted by ann m (Post 5312042)
Do you ever go into the ladies in a restaurant or pub or similar, and see some slim, firm, slip of a girl preening herself in front of the mirror, putting her lip gloss on and turning sideways holding in her non-existant stomach as she adjusts her sparkly belt on her low-rise jeans ?

I just think 'One day love' and smile.

Or am I just a bitch ? :rofl::rofl:
How do you resist the urge to give her a good slap around the ear'ole. :mad::mad::rofl:

Steve_P Sep 14th 2007 5:16 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
As a male reading this thread all I can say is that some added some of what your missing to my waist (about thirty pounds of it). :eek:

Someone also stole my libido but I know who that was and he's going to get an earful next time I see him.:eek::eek:

Souvenir Sep 14th 2007 5:21 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
Originally Posted by ann m (Post 5312042)
Do you ever go into the ladies in a restaurant or pub or similar, and see some slim, firm, slip of a girl preening herself in front of the mirror, putting her lip gloss on and turning sideways holding in her non-existant stomach as she adjusts her sparkly belt on her low-rise jeans ?

I just think 'One day love' and smile.
Oh yes. I do that. Then I blush and back out.

ann m Sep 14th 2007 5:29 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
:rofl: :rofl: :lol:

Right on cue !

sans Sep 14th 2007 5:35 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
Originally Posted by ann m (Post 5312042)
Do you ever go into the ladies in a restaurant or pub or similar, and see some slim, firm, slip of a girl preening herself in front of the mirror, putting her lip gloss on and turning sideways holding in her non-existant stomach as she adjusts her sparkly belt on her low-rise jeans ?

I just think 'One day love' and smile.

Or am I just a bitch ? :rofl::rofl:
Mmm .......thats all i see when i look in the mirror :p But then the last 20 yrs have been abit of a blur :lol:
You know your past it, when that drop dead georgous guy pats you gently on the head, instead of the backside:(

Souvenir Sep 14th 2007 5:46 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
Originally Posted by sans (Post 5312119)
You know your past it, when that drop dead georgous guy pats you gently on the head, instead of the backside:(
And you head would be where, exactly?

Calgal Sep 14th 2007 5:49 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
Originally Posted by Edna Bucket (Post 5311949)
Oh! I am just so dreading reaching 30!!!!!! ;)
Bloody hell, I can't figure out why - you already look 90 in yer avatar :rofl: I'd be past caring if that were me ;)

Originally Posted by ann m (Post 5312042)
Do you ever go into the ladies in a restaurant or pub or similar, and see some slim, firm, slip of a girl preening herself in front of the mirror, putting her lip gloss on and turning sideways holding in her non-existant stomach as she adjusts her sparkly belt on her low-rise jeans ?

I just think 'One day love' and smile.

Or am I just a bitch ? :rofl:
I have one of those in my house - she's my daughter!!! :mad:

She gets slapped a LOT! (and wonders why) :rofl:

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 5312071)
As a male reading this thread all I can say is that some added some of what your missing to my waist (about thirty pounds of it). :eek:

Someone also stole my libido but I know who that was and he's going to get an earful next time I see him.:eek::eek:
eerrrrrrr well, I am still going strong, and in an effort to find my body, I must have inadvertently transferred those 28 pounds to you! I wonder how that happened? I'm soooooo sorry Steve (NOT :rofl: )

sans Sep 14th 2007 6:16 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
Originally Posted by Souvenir (Post 5312151)
And you head would be where, exactly?
:D Why on my shoulders of course :p

sans Sep 14th 2007 6:21 am
Re: Someone stole my body!
 
[QUOTE=Calgal;5312156]Bloody hell, I can't figure out why - you already look 90 in yer avatar :rofl: I'd be past caring if that were me ;)

:rofl::rofl::rofl: I thought it....... darn't say it. :lol:


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