Camilla, you even fart like a moose!

"Oh look, there's a Timmies, let's go!"

and it was this place that was likened to Richmond upon Thames

Well, we were seriously undressed for spending 2 hours outside brrrrrrr. It was great to see them though and they both spent time chatting and shaking hands with us locals.

I went to see William and Kate in Charlottetown, PEI on their honeymoon tour. Now that was very exciting! I chatted to Ben Vogle, Mary Nightingale and Simon Vigar. The atmosphere was amazing.

Were you dressed as a fruit or vegetable like I saw in the paper?

Cookie really should edit out that typo

PC - Helloooo, and what do you do?

FL - I am the Valiant Defender of the Gates of All Canada and The Stamper of The Form That Must Not Be Folded. Let me see your LMO and Work Permit, please.

Damn autocorrect........ Or was it

You are an intelligent, independent, grown-up woman.

Just because you spent two hours outside doesn't mean you have to be "seriously undressed" by anyone, princes included

Droit de Seigneur, innit?

I see Charlie-boy did a Godwin, thereby ****ing up royally.

It must be a genetic thing.