<checks love handles for signs of middle aged spread>

hey dont lose those I need something to hang on to

you said that was what my ears were for

NO I said they were to nibble

ahh thats probably why i couldn't hear you cos you ate them

Where am i gonna put my bloody earrings now eh - you guys are so inconsiderate

Mandy I thought you had more imagination than that.

Oh ok then a prince albert it is - hold still i have a long sharp pin - this won't hurt one little bit

Just dont get it stuck when you swallow

well you reckon i need to eat more

Yeah but most girls take their food orally.
















Not that I dont think that was a novel use for a curly wurly

Awww thank you I sent ages perfecting that trick

Swallowing it whole was amazing BUT regurgitating it in the same state was WOW. Amazing muscle control.


















Next time though would be more gentle on mine.

Full of compliments - yes I learned well from those ping pong ladies in Thailand!

Gentle on your what? curly wurly?????????

Listen if that was made of Chocolate that would be swallowed whole - in one and you'd never see it again

promises promises

I swear to god if it tastes like a curly bloody wurly or any form of chocolate you'd best watch out.

However seeing as god in his ultimate wisdom made it taste of no such thing then you are pretty safe