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mandymoochops Sep 8th 2008 5:17 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6763924)
More than you can afford sweetie:p


Why on earth would I need to pay for it - now run along, get back on the corner and earn your living ;)

Butch Cassidy Sep 8th 2008 5:19 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6763970)
Why on earth would I need to pay for it - now run along, get back on the corner and earn your living ;)

Ah yeah its you that charges for a ride isnt it..........................


What do they call it again............................................. .......


Oh yes Bus fare

mandymoochops Sep 8th 2008 5:20 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6763972)
Ah yeah its you that charges for a ride isnt it..........................


What do they call it again............................................. .......


Oh yes Bus fare

Have you never taken a round the world trip on a Greyhound?????

Butch Cassidy Sep 8th 2008 5:21 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6763974)
Have you never taken a round the world trip on a Greyhound?????

I prefer to ride Mares rather than dogs:p

mandymoochops Sep 8th 2008 5:22 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6763978)
I prefer to ride Mares rather than dogs:p



Ahhhhh yes Animal Farm - how much exactly did you get paid for that little stunt :confused:

Butch Cassidy Sep 8th 2008 5:23 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6763982)
Ahhhhh yes Animal Farm - how much exactly did you get paid by that little *****:confused:

Actually she was BIG I needed two fists

































to hold on

mandymoochops Sep 8th 2008 5:25 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6763989)
Actually she was BIG I needed two fists
to hold on

woohoo ride em cowboy :thumbsup:

Butch Cassidy Sep 8th 2008 5:26 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6763993)
woohoo ride ME cowboy :thumbsup:

Sorry I have to draw the line somewhere and your just not my type:eek:

mandymoochops Sep 8th 2008 5:28 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6763999)
Sorry I have to draw the line somewhere and your just not my type:eek:

Reads back through eleventy million pages of posts to find out in which one I suggested I might be in the slightest bit interested - as I remember correctly my only observation about you was that you were an arrogant t**t


No offence and all ;)

bandit Sep 8th 2008 5:29 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 
geez guys...

Surely it's time for bed... Or is that just me...

Have an interview @ 8.30 in the morning so signing off now...

Enjoy the rest of the 'pussy talk'....

Bx

Butch Cassidy Sep 8th 2008 5:30 pm

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6764005)
- as I remember correctly my only observation about you was that you were an amazing guy and to offer you my t**t


No offence and all ;)

Look I know you havent had it for a while but once again YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE:thumbdown:

JLT Sep 10th 2008 8:07 am

Re: Please don't report me to the SPCA
 

Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6762870)
OK seeing as a few of you are having a crappy time at the moment here's a couple of things that happened to me yesterday that will make you feel better :(

I've got a new man in my life - he's a beautiful moggy called Pudding and is 3 and a half months old.

He's my main boy and follows me pretty much everywhere.

So......

Last night i'm putting some washing in the machine and transferring the wet stuff to the tumble dryer. Have this to a fine art and don't have to look at what i'm doing.

You soooooo know whats coming next

I hit the on button to the dryer and hear a thump, thump. Open it up and out falls the cat. He was fine as he only did 2 revolutions so it wasn't hot but he was a bit shaken.

Anyway then I decide to have a bath and he's sat on the side pawing at the bubbles in there, loses his footing and his front end goes in - i save him from complete immersion, so now i'm out of the bath towel drying him off.

My first thought after this disasterous night of pet ownership...............


"Why couldn't the little b****r have gone in the dryer after he fell in the bath":confused:

:)


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