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Old Sep 8th 2008 | 9:02 am
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OK seeing as a few of you are having a crappy time at the moment here's a couple of things that happened to me yesterday that will make you feel better

I've got a new man in my life - he's a beautiful moggy called Pudding and is 3 and a half months old.

He's my main boy and follows me pretty much everywhere.

So......

Last night i'm putting some washing in the machine and transferring the wet stuff to the tumble dryer. Have this to a fine art and don't have to look at what i'm doing.

You soooooo know whats coming next

I hit the on button to the dryer and hear a thump, thump. Open it up and out falls the cat. He was fine as he only did 2 revolutions so it wasn't hot but he was a bit shaken.

Anyway then I decide to have a bath and he's sat on the side pawing at the bubbles in there, loses his footing and his front end goes in - i save him from complete immersion, so now i'm out of the bath towel drying him off.

My first thought after this disasterous night of pet ownership...............


"Why couldn't the little b****r have gone in the dryer after he fell in the bath"
 
Old Sep 8th 2008 | 9:04 am
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Sorry - that is funny though

I now have visions of a Garfield-esque moggie hair-do - where you have used a hairdryer and he now a complete puffball
 
Old Sep 8th 2008 | 9:06 am
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Sorry - that is funny though

I now have visions of a Garfield-esque moggie hair-do - where you have used a hairdryer and he now a complete puffball

lol no he had the complete ump because he wanted to run around the living room getting everything wet so we fought for a while he got mostly dried off and I just felt bad
 
Old Sep 8th 2008 | 9:09 am
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I wonder what comment BC will have to make about wet pussies
 
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OMG - kinda funny, but thank goodness you realised!!!

Note to MMC: Keep the tumble-dryer closed when not in use!
 
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Oh that is funny.

Congrats on your mogster!
 
Old Sep 8th 2008 | 9:14 am
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aaahhh cr@p I hadn't even thought of that Lorna - was posted purely to tell the world "look guys you seriously don't want to be a pet in my possession" and to lighten the mood!

Told a good friend about the dryer incident last night and they said "are you serious" and I said believe it or not yes - you see this in films and hear it as a joke but it truly happened.

So to my little Pudding - "I'm so sorry mummy is a dip sh1t - we will have our snuggly wuggly when I come home - mwah mwah mwah."

Ahem - sorry forgot where I was there for a mo
 
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aaahhh cr@p I hadn't even thought of that Lorna - was posted purely to tell the world "look guys you seriously don't want to be a pet in my possession" and to lighten the mood!

Told a good friend about the dryer incident last night and they said "are you serious" and I said believe it or not yes - you see this in films and hear it as a joke but it truly happened.

So to my little Pudding - "I'm so sorry mummy is a dip sh1t - we will have our snuggly wuggly when I come home - mwah mwah mwah."

Ahem - sorry forgot where I was there for a mo
You wanna be careful with your pussy, you never what could happen it to when you're not looking.....................















Microwaves, kitchen cabinets, washing machines, car hoods, garages, showers........................................... ..................















all places I've heard they can reach a sticky end.
 
Old Sep 8th 2008 | 9:27 am
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Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
You wanna be careful with your pussy, you never what could happen it to when you're not looking.....................

Microwaves, kitchen cabinets, washing machines, car hoods, garages, showers........................................... ..................

all places I've heard they can reach a sticky end.
Oh very clever Mr C - I shall not rise to the bait
 
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Oh very clever Mr C - I shall not rise the bat
Would that be Mr MMC's bat by any chance???
 
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Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy

all places I've heard they can reach a sticky end.
and then he'll be "Nobody's Moggy Now".

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ggEBhF...eature=related
 
Old Sep 8th 2008 | 9:34 am
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Would that be Mr MMC's bat by any chance???
Shall have to see what happens at the weekend
 
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Shall have to see what happens at the weekend
Oh he's coming home then???
 
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and then he'll be "Nobody's Moggy Now".

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ggEBhF...eature=related
 
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love that story - can just see a wee fluff ball being most indignant! would love to see some piccies of Pudding.

apologies for the thread hijack, but since moving to Canada, our dog Mac's coat has come in so thick and fluffy that he now has to be groomed (thinned out). Despite having tried a couple of doggie hairdressers, he always comes out with a rather snazzy neckerchief! Couldn't resist taking a photo last time of one very embarrassed doggie:-
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