Like your moustache and roots

Twirls her fine handlebar moustache, and fiddles with MMC's marrow.

But the sins are what sells!!

Don't fret, poppet.

I have a whole series in mind....quite fancy a spoof of Pirates of the Carribean.......bagsy being Keira....and we will def need Johnny Depp.....

Careful - that thing might go off, it's loaded with a hosepipe, custard and liver!

Bugger, the dog's got it.

Simeon Calling Simeon

Now, now, play nicely.

If anyone's going to have a go it should be me.

He only gets nasty with me when he's sure I'm not around.

I presume you didnt read the thread that got closed, you got off easy

Only because he ignored me.....

He only ignored you hun because you are a beautiful porn star and he is custard (b*****d ****** combined sounds less offensive) with an inferiority complex.

Probably felt jealous about all the attention you give and get and felt left out.

Love and hate are very close emotions

OOH YES .......................

Nah.
I'm a gobby, grumpy, opinionated, flirty lush who'd make a stick insect look the portly side of plump.

Who said that haha i'll fetch CP...................

Someone get me a drink and quick.

I strayed onto the Oz forum.........there's a whole long thread on there about tampons and mooncups.....felt quite queasy.....