The jar of liver....? (sharp intake of breath, ruffles hair)

You've led such a sheltered life.

Yeah, I thought it came in tins!

Well as some of you know I have only recently been released into the community

I've done that myself

Its art don't you know.


puff pant

"out of breath"

wheeze splutter

"ok guys heres the deal"

"I have the special effects for the close ups, the video mode on my cell works so we have a way to shoot it"

cough choke wretch (needs to cut down on the ciggies)

"Whose gonna be King Dong "

Ssshh.....or they'll suss out where we met.......did you hang onto your strait jacket?

Not me!

Maybe we could ask Boris?

Now Bazzzz has left I guess Simeon would be the biggest prick on the site??

Ooh, handbags.

Remember, size isn't everything, and we've got PhotoShop and soft focus.

Dam it <discards strap on cunningly styled from a vegetable and some belts - WHAT it was all that was around>

From a vegetable???

I'll stop myself from suggesting who that might be.

Bloody creative types, give em and inch and they give you a marrow....

Isn't that going to defeat the purpose a little?

I thought he was the Biggest TW*T

Aw....I like that setting....hides a multitude of sins.