What right here in the bar????

C'mon you're not usually that shy.

OK, who's been telling tales outta class??????

Anyway like I said yesterday, my pole is off limits

Ooh, Mr Cassidy, going all prim and proper on us??
MMC has provided the low down. Your secrets are safe with us.

On what what have I said /missed / not said/ not missed!

Typical am always out of the office when something happens

LOL
she must have read them on the toilet wall at Calgary Aiport then

bahahahaha would that be the mens room wall by any chance ......

Sorry you walked right into that one

Edited to add that I have no idea why I was in there reading the walls in the first place

Erm all in the name of research....don't worry, what we don't know we can make up.

Yes thats EXACTLY what it was for......... fyi did you know that the tiles in the mens rooms are really grotty (next installment on what goes on in the blokes loo due same time next week - stay tuned )

Very true about the tiles, and as for the grouting...
They don't have queues.
They don't wash their hands.
There's no handcream.
Usually at least one light bulb is broken.
The floors are grubby.
There's no loo roll.
There's no Tampax machine.
Plenty of writing in black pen about the local 'slappers'.
Lots of chatting and surpetitious checking each other out.


Not that I've ever been in one, of course.

They tend to stink
All the guys look at you gone out when you decide to actually use one of the cubicles due to the queue for the ladies being 15 miles long (you'd think the sign meant for men only eh???? I wear trousers too)

God aren't they grotty places?

I do find some of the graffiti amusing though......temptation to correct spellings and grammar sometimes gets too much for me though......

With an addendum that states "As an experienced member of BE, I feel it is my duty to inform you that your absolute lack of comprehension of the correct use of the written and spoken word, is thoroughly shocking and you will be chastised for a very long time to come with no explanation - ps get a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah, carry my red BE pen with me everywhere.

Tee hee.

Could come printed with the slogan

"WRITING WRONGS"