Hi
I'm good thanks, how's you?

I'm bloody marvelous So have you picked up ?

Yes thanks.

Good i'm pleased dont like to pry........but i does worry for you, its my age

Thanks, Sans xxx
I had a weird day. Where are the others so they can laugh at my expense?

Wht would we laugh at you?

Dont know they were here when i posted

Ran away together.

Do you have time to listen to my funny episode from today?

Yes of course always got time to listen.............

Once upon a time there was a marketing bod called Sas.

She had contact from an ex client who asked if she would do some marketing for his new product line.

She said yes and he emailed her an attachment which she assumed was a demonstration of his new product.

Sitting in a client's reception, she opened the attachment.
The volume on her laptop was on to loud.

The screen was suddenly filled with a erm lady pleasuring herself with a large contraption, very vocally.

Saskia struggled to close the offending document conscious that those around her thought she was watching porn.

The client had omitted to tell her he had changed sectors and he was importing sex toys from the Far East.



You have to laugh.....

So are you still going to market the product

I don't think so....

I've been having a laugh at some guy in the MBTTUK......i carn't make my mind up whether he is for real or not...................but he sure as hell managed to wind some of them up

In where???