The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:52 am
#346
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Jul 1st 2008 | 6:52 am
#347
half a century
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Silly joke time:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the door to the first room.
Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such is his fate in hell.
'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stand diving into hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was to break the rocks all day.
No! said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.'
The Devil opened the third door.Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush stared at this in disbelief.
Finally he said 'Yeah, I guess I can handle this.'
The Devil smiled - and called out :
'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'
!!! h ah a
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the door to the first room.
Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such is his fate in hell.
'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stand diving into hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was to break the rocks all day.
No! said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.'
The Devil opened the third door.Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush stared at this in disbelief.
Finally he said 'Yeah, I guess I can handle this.'
The Devil smiled - and called out :
'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'
!!! h ah a
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:52 am
#348
Citizenship Nov 10 2016!!
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Posts: 6,661
From: Stewiacke Nova Scotia
... see what OH thinks(never know he might have some romantic surprise organised
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:53 am
#349
C'mon already
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Posts: 841
From: The Asylum
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Hi Kazbob,
Can't remember name of Hotel but it was in Sosua on the North Coast. Our food was preety awful and we did get bad tummies
It was fairly quiet where we were in 1998, not sure what it would be like now. The main place seemed to be Playa Dorada area.
Don't think we would go back there again, would love to see some other islands though
Can't remember name of Hotel but it was in Sosua on the North Coast. Our food was preety awful and we did get bad tummies
It was fairly quiet where we were in 1998, not sure what it would be like now. The main place seemed to be Playa Dorada area.
Don't think we would go back there again, would love to see some other islands though
If OH and I manage to ever get away without the kiddies then I would like to try some of the other lovely islands in the caribbean.
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:53 am
#350
half a century
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From: Sarf Lundun to East Van :)
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:53 am
#351
Logical & Hot Stuff
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 19,815
From: Ontario's Armpit
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Silly joke time:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the door to the first room.
Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such is his fate in hell.
'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stand diving into hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was to break the rocks all day.
No! said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.'
The Devil opened the third door.Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush stared at this in disbelief.
Finally he said 'Yeah, I guess I can handle this.'
The Devil smiled - and called out :
'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'
!!! h ah a
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.Surprisingly he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the door to the first room.
Inside was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such is his fate in hell.
'No!' said George. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stand diving into hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was to break the rocks all day.
No! said George, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant pain if all I could do was break rocks all day.'
The Devil opened the third door.Bill Clinton was in there, lying spread eagled on the floor. His arms were staked over his head, and his legs were spread out, staked wide apart. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush stared at this in disbelief.
Finally he said 'Yeah, I guess I can handle this.'
The Devil smiled - and called out :
'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'
!!! h ah a
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:54 am
#352
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Jul 1st 2008 | 6:55 am
#353
half a century
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From: Sarf Lundun to East Van :)
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:56 am
#355
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Jul 1st 2008 | 6:57 am
#356
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Jul 1st 2008 | 6:57 am
#357
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From: kingsville, ontario
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
youhoo, Im back, came to gloat. Mummy has decided that while shes over we need a holiday to Florida for a few days to celebrate my 40th birthday, so pepsi all round
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:57 am
#358
C'mon already
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From: The Asylum
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
This is definitely NOT a dull thread!
Jul 1st 2008 | 6:58 am
#359
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Jul 1st 2008 | 6:58 am
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