The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Mar 29th 2009, 9:18 am
Logical & Hot Stuff
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Mar 29th 2009, 9:21 am
No really, it doesn't
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Location: Rural Nova Scotia
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Mar 29th 2009, 9:21 am
Knight Templar
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Location: Portugal
Posts: 2,115
Mar 29th 2009, 9:23 am
No really, it doesn't
Joined: Sep 2007
Location: Rural Nova Scotia
Posts: 1,817
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
My female friend just sent me these thought I'd share with you ladies who might appreciate......
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . .. I would... but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . They already have boyfriends!
She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . .. I would... but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . They already have boyfriends!
She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Mar 29th 2009, 9:26 am
Logical & Hot Stuff
Joined: Nov 2007
Location: Ontario's Armpit
Posts: 19,815
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
My female friend just sent me these thought I'd share with you ladies who might appreciate......
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . .. I would... but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . They already have boyfriends!
She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . .. I would... but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . They already have boyfriends!
She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Mar 29th 2009, 9:27 am
Knight Templar
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Portugal
Posts: 2,115
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
My female friend just sent me these thought I'd share with you ladies who might appreciate......
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . .. I would... but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . They already have boyfriends!
She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . .. I would... but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . They already have boyfriends!
She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Mar 29th 2009, 9:32 am
Logical & Hot Stuff
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Mar 29th 2009, 9:36 am
Knight Templar
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Location: Portugal
Posts: 2,115
Mar 29th 2009, 9:41 am
Logical & Hot Stuff
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.....anything else i can get you? Paracetamol or Aspirin?
Mar 29th 2009, 9:45 am
Knight Templar
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Location: Portugal
Posts: 2,115
Mar 29th 2009, 9:55 am
Logical & Hot Stuff
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Mar 29th 2009, 9:57 am
Knight Templar
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Location: Portugal
Posts: 2,115
Mar 29th 2009, 10:03 am
No really, it doesn't
Joined: Sep 2007
Location: Rural Nova Scotia
Posts: 1,817
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Have to let another shift do the 20000 barrier......honesty box and total self service in here from now on.......methinks
Mar 29th 2009, 10:05 am
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Mar 29th 2009, 10:07 am
Knight Templar
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Portugal
Posts: 2,115
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Is that why you all have to leave the Celtic motherlands?????????
While your here, let's have another. Mine's a Guinness.
