How about putting a windscreen wiper completely through your foot?

Yeah, figure out how I did that one then?

Or, when I was 14 a pal of mine was sitting on an old fashioned cast iron radiator. The valve screw top had come off leaving a brass spike on the end, he slipped off leaving 1 round shaped article on the spike, and speaking in quite a high voice for a few weeks!! Laugh I nearly wet myself!!

:scared:

I've just crossed my legs and I don't even have a round shaped article! :scared:

Mawhahahahaha too much info HWP! LOL

When i was 12 i dropped a 3' x 2' slab on my right foot, took the nail straight off that hurt like hell

When I was about 9 was walking through Ashdown Forest and found a big lump of rusty metal sticking out of the ground. How did I find it? It went into my foot. As if that didn't hurt enough I had to walk down a dirt track to get back to my dad's car and sand blew in it. Then had to go home and stick my foot in hot water and antiseptic OOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE.

Then when I was 13 (unlucky for some, including me) Had a shot put dropped on my right hand sandwiching my hand between the shot put and the tarmac playground. Lucky on had 2 badly bruised fingers......

I had an ingrowing toenail and had four injections in it before the doctor ripped it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :scared:
Swore I'd never go through that again but guess what..... its growing into my bloody skin again, so watch this space.....
Kelly

Eeww.....I had this - wish I hadn't bothered. It wasn't supposed to grow back..... and I am definitely NOT doing it again....

Av

I was playing 'catch' with 4 kids in the woods, when I slipped on some ice and heard my ankle crack... Of course there were no cell phone coverage there, so I had to walk on the forest trail down to the road, and from there, another mile back to work... I can safely say those first steps were the most painful I've ever experienced. Fortunately, adrenalin kicked in very fast, so I managed to get back.

When I were a lad my pal was climbing over a fence and slipped

His right bollock was ripped open and he needed about 12 stitches to sew it back together again

OOOOCCCCHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still cringe at this !!!

I dropped a boiler door on my middle finger about 14 years ago
It ripped off my nail, took the tip off my finger and I ended up being of work for about 3 months.
My nail still doesn't grow in properly and my middle left finger has a bit missing from its tip

When I was in Canada in May this year my wee boy aged 4 jammed his finger in the car door, the nail fell off last month and the poor wee soul has just started growing a fresh nail, but it doesn't look as if it is growing in properly, so will have to wait and see how it grows back. Wee soul !!!

Eddie