pain!
Jul 4th 2006, 2:41 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by koogar
well, that's sorted my appitite out
Jul 4th 2006, 4:41 pm
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Re: pain!
Pain! Yup, had a big dose of that 3 months ago when I slipped on our laminate flooring and fell heavily 
I went straight onto my tail bone (no jokes please I'm not local). While I was laying on the floor in considerable pain, unbeknown to me I'd also implaled my thigh on our cast iron door stop. It went into my thigh by about 4 inches 
It was only when the ambulance teccie guy managed to get me up off the floor I noticed I'd torn my fave. trousers 
and my leg was stinging a bit. He checked it out (I looked too and wished I hadn't) and said I had to go to hospital to have it stitched. When I got there I persuaded the nurse to sterestrip it together instead as I didnt want stitches (or a dose of MRSA due to our dirty hospitals)
I now have a lovely scar on my thigh in the shape of a horseshoe but I wouldn't say it was lucky
I went straight onto my tail bone (no jokes please I'm not local). While I was laying on the floor in considerable pain, unbeknown to me I'd also implaled my thigh on our cast iron door stop. It went into my thigh by about 4 inches It was only when the ambulance teccie guy managed to get me up off the floor I noticed I'd torn my fave. trousers and my leg was stinging a bit. He checked it out (I looked too and wished I hadn't) and said I had to go to hospital to have it stitched. When I got there I persuaded the nurse to sterestrip it together instead as I didnt want stitches (or a dose of MRSA due to our dirty hospitals) I now have a lovely scar on my thigh in the shape of a horseshoe but I wouldn't say it was lucky
Jul 4th 2006, 4:43 pm
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Re: pain!
Ewww, some gross ones so far.
Mine is quite tame really.
I had five whiplash injuries over a 10 year period, four of which were car accidents...and the other was a refereeing accident. I used to ref american football, normally as headlinesman (or is that woman), but on that one occasion the umpire asked me to swap places with him. I did, and ended up being hit by a 6'6" linebacker, flying through the air and waking up a few minutes later somewhere around the 40 yard line.
Mine is quite tame really.
I had five whiplash injuries over a 10 year period, four of which were car accidents...and the other was a refereeing accident. I used to ref american football, normally as headlinesman (or is that woman), but on that one occasion the umpire asked me to swap places with him. I did, and ended up being hit by a 6'6" linebacker, flying through the air and waking up a few minutes later somewhere around the 40 yard line.
Jul 4th 2006, 5:12 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by CasG
3 years ago, I had a gangrenous appendix that burst ....never, never experienced pain anywhere near that.
Jul 4th 2006, 5:18 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by Souvenir
You have clearly never experienced the joys of getting one of your nipples trapped in a paint roller. It brings tears to my eyes to this day just thinking about it.
Thats a new one I've heard of the naked gardener but not the naked decorator
Jul 4th 2006, 5:32 pm
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Re: pain!
Years ago I did start a lawnmower and didn't realise my foot was underneath it at the time, so all I felt was a tingling sensation, then I saw the hole in my trainer covered in blood, I'd nearly sliced the top of my big toe off.
Jul 4th 2006, 5:35 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by Souvenir
You have clearly never experienced the joys of getting one of your nipples trapped in a paint roller. It brings tears to my eyes to this day just thinking about it.
Jul 4th 2006, 5:36 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by poolking
Years ago I did start a lawnmower and didn't realise my foot was underneath it at the time, so all I felt was a tingling sensation, then I saw the hole in my trainer covered in blood, I'd nearly sliced the top of my big toe off.
Jul 4th 2006, 5:37 pm
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Re: pain!
I think we should rename you Bitch Cassidy
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
So it is true what they say about Data Entry Clerks from Stafford.
Jul 4th 2006, 5:42 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by poolking
I think we should rename you Bitch Cassidy
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...92#post3679792
Jul 4th 2006, 6:18 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
Jul 4th 2006, 6:19 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by poolking
Looks like someone pissed in Canada Bob's cornflakes
Jul 4th 2006, 6:29 pm
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
I'd have said everyone by the end of the thread!!!!
LOL
Jul 5th 2006, 12:07 am
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by Souvenir
You have clearly never experienced the joys of getting one of your nipples trapped in a paint roller. It brings tears to my eyes to this day just thinking about it.
That really DID make me LOL!!!
Jul 5th 2006, 7:03 am
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Re: pain!
Originally Posted by Souvenir
You have clearly never experienced the joys of getting one of your nipples trapped in a paint roller. It brings tears to my eyes to this day just thinking about it.
I daren't ask what that was all about!