one for the ladies!
Mar 29th 2007, 9:08 pm
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one for the ladies!
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
"We're down here ......"
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
"We're down here ......"
Mar 29th 2007, 9:42 pm
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Re: one for the ladies!
LOVE IT !!!!!
Mar 30th 2007, 11:01 am
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Re: one for the ladies!
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
"We're down here ......"
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
"We're down here ......"
Made my day!
Mar 30th 2007, 7:12 pm
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Re: one for the ladies!
Mar 31st 2007, 4:39 pm
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...in these shoes?
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Re: one for the ladies!
That's so funny! and true!
and true!
Mar 31st 2007, 10:27 pm
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Re: one for the ladies!
good one!
Apr 1st 2007, 2:19 am
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Re: one for the ladies!
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
"We're down here ......"
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
"We're down here ......"
Don't get it. Down where? With the turkey basters?
Apr 1st 2007, 2:29 am
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Re: one for the ladies!
Or alternativly:
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a male brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a woman's head.
He looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" he cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" he cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the male brain cell started to feel better and yelled at the top of his voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
No answer!
Then he said, "Finally some peace and ******* quiet"
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a male brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a woman's head.
He looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" he cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" he cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the male brain cell started to feel better and yelled at the top of his voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
No answer!
Then he said, "Finally some peace and ******* quiet"
Apr 1st 2007, 2:37 am
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Re: one for the ladies!
Or possibly:
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a male brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a woman's head.
He looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" he cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" he cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the male brain cell started to feel alone and isolated and yelled at the top of his voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
No answer!
Then he said, "So much for multi-tasking"
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a male brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a woman's head.
He looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
" Hello?" he cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" he cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the male brain cell started to feel alone and isolated and yelled at the top of his voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
No answer!
Then he said, "So much for multi-tasking"
Apr 1st 2007, 2:38 am
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Re: one for the ladies!
I would say more but the balls are not in my court.
Apr 1st 2007, 3:48 am
#12
...in these shoes?
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Location: Campbell River, BC
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