an old rhyme
Mar 5th 2017 | 8:23 am
#16
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Re: an old rhyme
Lord Linley tried to fix the light.
It killed him dead, and served him right;
for it is the duty of every wealthy man
to give employment to the artisan.
It killed him dead, and served him right;
for it is the duty of every wealthy man
to give employment to the artisan.
Mar 5th 2017 | 10:46 am
#17
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Re: an old rhyme
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot the shepherd
Her father shot the shepherd
Mar 5th 2017 | 11:30 am
#18
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Re: an old rhyme
Whether the weather be wet
Or whether the weather be warm
We'll weather the weather
Whatever the weather.
Or whether the weather be warm
We'll weather the weather
Whatever the weather.
Mar 5th 2017 | 2:03 pm
#19
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From: Oakville, ON
Re: an old rhyme
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fall off.
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fall off.
Mar 5th 2017 | 2:20 pm
#20
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Re: an old rhyme
Today I saw a little worm
Wriggling on his belly
I asked him if he'd like to come
and see what's on the telly
(BBC only of course
)
Wriggling on his belly
I asked him if he'd like to come
and see what's on the telly
(BBC only of course
)
Mar 5th 2017 | 7:23 pm
#21
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Re: an old rhyme
Mary had a little sheep
And with the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Now Mary's had a little lamb
And with the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Now Mary's had a little lamb
Mar 5th 2017 | 7:27 pm
#22
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From: SW Ontario
Re: an old rhyme
Oh Lady of Spain I adore you
Pull down your nicks let's explore you
Pull up your vest
And I'll do the rest!
Oh Lady of Spain I implore you!
Pull down your nicks let's explore you
Pull up your vest
And I'll do the rest!
Oh Lady of Spain I implore you!
Mar 5th 2017 | 7:29 pm
#23
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From: SW Ontario
Re: an old rhyme
Quick quick the cats been sick
Go get a mop, to mop up it
Too late, all in vain
The cat has licked it up again
Go get a mop, to mop up it
Too late, all in vain
The cat has licked it up again
Mar 5th 2017 | 7:31 pm
#24
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Re: an old rhyme
Ooh ah
I lost my bra
and left my knickers in my boyfriend's car
I lost my bra
and left my knickers in my boyfriend's car
Mar 6th 2017 | 2:02 am
#25
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Re: an old rhyme
Another with numerous variations
Hot Snot and Bogie Pie
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye
Stir it up and eat it quick,
Wash it down with a cup of cold sick!
Hot Snot and Bogie Pie
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye
Stir it up and eat it quick,
Wash it down with a cup of cold sick!
Mar 6th 2017 | 2:16 am
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From: Regina Saskatchewan
Apr 13th 2017 | 2:11 pm
#27
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From: Regina Saskatchewan
Re: an old rhyme
Now he comes the Grenadier
Calling for a Pot of Beer
Where's his money? He's forgot
Throw him out, Drunken Sot!
Calling for a Pot of Beer
Where's his money? He's forgot
Throw him out, Drunken Sot!
