an old rhyme
#16
Re: an old rhyme
Lord Linley tried to fix the light.
It killed him dead, and served him right;
for it is the duty of every wealthy man
to give employment to the artisan.
It killed him dead, and served him right;
for it is the duty of every wealthy man
to give employment to the artisan.
#17
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Re: an old rhyme
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot the shepherd
Her father shot the shepherd
#18
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Re: an old rhyme
Whether the weather be wet
Or whether the weather be warm
We'll weather the weather
Whatever the weather.
Or whether the weather be warm
We'll weather the weather
Whatever the weather.
#19
Re: an old rhyme
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fall off.
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fall off.
#20
Re: an old rhyme
Today I saw a little worm
Wriggling on his belly
I asked him if he'd like to come
and see what's on the telly
(BBC only of course )
Wriggling on his belly
I asked him if he'd like to come
and see what's on the telly
(BBC only of course )
#21
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Re: an old rhyme
Mary had a little sheep
And with the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Now Mary's had a little lamb
And with the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Now Mary's had a little lamb
#22
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Re: an old rhyme
Oh Lady of Spain I adore you
Pull down your nicks let's explore you
Pull up your vest
And I'll do the rest!
Oh Lady of Spain I implore you!
Pull down your nicks let's explore you
Pull up your vest
And I'll do the rest!
Oh Lady of Spain I implore you!
#23
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Re: an old rhyme
Quick quick the cats been sick
Go get a mop, to mop up it
Too late, all in vain
The cat has licked it up again
Go get a mop, to mop up it
Too late, all in vain
The cat has licked it up again
#25
Re: an old rhyme
Another with numerous variations
Hot Snot and Bogie Pie
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye
Stir it up and eat it quick,
Wash it down with a cup of cold sick!
Hot Snot and Bogie Pie
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye
Stir it up and eat it quick,
Wash it down with a cup of cold sick!
#27
Re: an old rhyme
Now he comes the Grenadier
Calling for a Pot of Beer
Where's his money? He's forgot
Throw him out, Drunken Sot!
Calling for a Pot of Beer
Where's his money? He's forgot
Throw him out, Drunken Sot!