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ultrarunner Nov 17th 2012 10:57 am

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 
Rightfully so, why should you? It's not like he is offering you a shag


Originally Posted by Hawk13 (Post 10388082)
It just happens the first time I got my haircut it was a gay guy at the salon. He did a great job, seemed like a nice enough guy and I couldn't care less what his sexual preference is.


Alan2005 Nov 17th 2012 11:08 am

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 

Originally Posted by Hawk13 (Post 10388082)
He did a great job, seemed like a nice enough guy and I couldn't care less what his sexual preference is.

You cared enough to mention it.

Hawk13 Nov 17th 2012 1:31 pm

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 10388150)
You cared enough to mention it.

Lame comment in the context of the thread :thumbdown:

helcat12 Nov 20th 2012 5:27 am

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 

Originally Posted by magnumpi (Post 10386721)
I found this, hope it helps

An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.” :confused:

Oh Dear, that has buggered up my lunch of a cucumber and dill pickle baguette with mayo, followed by a banana split with two large strawberries. ;'(

It'll have to be the foot long Hotdog with a dessert of a large chocolate eclair (extra cream), instead then.

The lengths one must go to to resist being corrupted!!:blink:

Maplease Nov 20th 2012 6:05 am

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 

Originally Posted by helcat12 (Post 10392873)
Oh Dear, that has buggered up my lunch of a cucumber and dill pickle baguette with mayo, followed by a banana split with two large strawberries. ;'(

It'll have to be the foot long Hotdog with a dessert of a large chocolate eclair (extra cream), instead then.

The lengths one must go to to resist being corrupted!!:blink:

Makes you wonder how they get their 5 a day.

ultrarunner Nov 20th 2012 1:06 pm

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 
Lots of calories that :eek:


Originally Posted by helcat12 (Post 10392873)
Oh Dear, that has buggered up my lunch of a cucumber and dill pickle baguette with mayo, followed by a banana split with two large strawberries. ;'(

It'll have to be the foot long Hotdog with a dessert of a large chocolate eclair (extra cream), instead then.

The lengths one must go to to resist being corrupted!!:blink:


helcat12 Nov 20th 2012 1:40 pm

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 

Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 10393433)
Lots of calories that :eek:

Never mind - one day won't hurt and it is better to make sure that my innocence is not sullied by my coming into contact with potentially salacious food items.

I can have a detox day tomorrow with a salad of a large courgette and two ripe cherry tomatoes.
I can probably manage a Finger of Fudge for dessert after that without going too over the top.

I am sure that any cleric who came to my home for dinner would be impressed with my attempts to remain pure in the face of a myriad of temptations and would be forced to admit that womankind is not universally full of sin.:starsmile:

ultrarunner Nov 21st 2012 2:17 am

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 
The jury is still out on that one :rofl:


Originally Posted by helcat12 (Post 10393468)
womankind is not universally full of sin.:starsmile:


ultrarunner Nov 23rd 2012 10:47 am

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 
That's the way to do it :thumbsup:

http://www.ctvnews.ca/video?playlistId=1.1051637

ultrarunner Nov 25th 2012 12:30 pm

Re: The "oh no they didn't" thread
 
Tell us something new folks...perhaps kids should get a job early, or even better reduce the cost of educated (I know, wishful thinking)

Anyone thinks this is a plug for the BMO? Just saying ;)

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/11/25...ducation-costs


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