I think he's dead. I also wouldn't want to be anywhere near Deirdre Barlow as the last shuddering gasps menopause are artificially sustained by fags and coffee.

Deirdre the sex tourist? I remember her beaming like the cat that got the cream when she came back from one trip with a thrusting young Arab stallion in her suitcase.

Coronation Street... the clues are all there.

I am impressed that you guys know the various characters in Corrie.

Deirdre? She should be in The Walking Dead rather than on Coronation St. I always wondered whether her and Schmeichel ever got it together and that's what killed him.

In Toronto, I lived near a former cinema, then mainly used as a snooker hall, where on Sunday mornings they had Big Screen Corrie. The audience dressed as the characters and some threw toast. As one might imagine, that place was a hotbed of sexual peculiarities and so I went as often as I could be up in time. It seems that was life unconciously immitating, if not art, then artistes.

Wont be Zippy...hes been banged up for a while for peddling Es and acid back in the late 1990s

Even though he admitted doing it. George Carmen Q.C. at his best.

quite the party then

Now Gail 'no chin' tyldsley (or whatever her surname is nowadays) looks dead. The only thing that makes her look like she isn't is her continual blinking

Wouldn't have been more camp if Brad and Janet themselves had arrived.

She always seemed like a wrong un and that whiney voice of hers, she will be next

im surprised they have taken a closer look at Arsene Wenger... i mean he has Arse in his name and Wenger is suspiciously close to wanker..plus he always wears a huge long coat and hes French more than enough grounds to pull him in.

Apparently Granada are considering a new show,
THE WHORES AND WHOREMONGERS OF CORRIE.
No new cast members will be required.

Sounds like a sure fire hit

And now Jimmy Tarbuck..... Barnes is going to be a ghost town.