Can you guys arrange a webcast for this event? I, for one, am enthralled.

Oh, certainly. No prob at all. dbd33 does that shit all the time. You can pay for the channel.

Given the limited time available, I'll have to go with the standard format. I'll need thumb nail images (NSFW, please), pseudonyms and a brief description of the best features of all who want to participate. Novo, I suggest you lift something from Fifty Shades of Grey.

No ropes. Please no ropes.

I'd also ask that there be no depictions of acts involving glass topped coffee tables.

Where do I sign up?

Just PM your account details. I'll do it all for you.

At my count we now have 17 folk who've said they're coming. My, that table is going to be a bit crowded. (Although on previous form there'll be about half that).

24 hours from Tulse Hill.

Well I shall definitely be there and I'm very much looking forward to it. Thanks for organising it Novo! Great job (as they say in these parts)

I see you've been talking to school teachers.

Copy that.

A very accurate assumption!

I'll see tomorrow if you can imitate the annoying valley person (not the welsh ones) drawl in which it's usually said.

I am also still hoping to be there - Miss Clinique, you can look out for me, we met at a Burlington meet up. So far, so good on the work front, perhaps I will turn my phone off tomorrow and then no one can ask for anything in the evening.

There's just one thing. I was rather hoping you could sell me a house tomorrow evening. Nothing too lavish though.

See you there.