Originally Posted by Oink

Congratulations.
But isn't it funny that when your wife is pregnant, all her female friends come round, rub her tummy and say congratulations, yet none of them rub your willy and say 'well done.'

Originally Posted by Oakvillian

The latest addition to the Oakvillian clan arrived last Tuesday. 6lb 12oz, he was helped into the world a couple of weeks early due to assorted complications. Mum and baby doing well, big brother and sister doting on new sibling, dad knackered, and given to wondering "why did we think it was a good idea to go through this all over again?"

Actually, that's an easy question to answer... click on the thumbnail for my reason!