This sort of thing is always good for a larf.

When a man whose job it is is to tell true stories about resurrection and everlasting life says he fell backwards onto the potato patch while naked, who are we to question?

He should have just said that God planted a seed inside him.

Or, "Praise be! The potato I had for my dinner has been resurrected whole again!"

I liked the hospital comment at the end. "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

Yes, that's why we're reading about it.

Quite! .... and that stupid nurse was stupid enough to give her name and allow it to be used in the article.

Perhaps she has had enough of nursing ......

I had a tough day till I read this story

reminds me of my brother in law who takes xrays and he had to take one of a woman with a pencil stuck up her rear she said her husband did it for badness but a vicar hanging up curtians naked and landing on a spud aye right :

LOL how embarrasing Bet he wished he'd fallen on a bowl of mash!

Or a carrot at the very least.

Or the Bishop's sceptre.

It makes a refreshing change to see the vicar receiving instead of giving

indeed. "well, I was hanging the curtains, naked, and I slipped and fell backwards, and landed on this choirboy who happened to be on my kitchen table..."

Did you?

pmsl thanks for this thread