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BristolUK Oct 31st 2008 8:24 am

Naked vicar
 
This sort of thing is always good for a larf.

Jingsamichty Oct 31st 2008 9:32 am

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When a man whose job it is is to tell true stories about resurrection and everlasting life says he fell backwards onto the potato patch while naked, who are we to question?

He should have just said that God planted a seed inside him.

Or, "Praise be! The potato I had for my dinner has been resurrected whole again!"

DaveLovesDee Oct 31st 2008 10:28 am

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I liked the hospital comment at the end. "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

Yes, that's why we're reading about it.

Alberta_Rose Nov 2nd 2008 5:00 am

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 6929698)
I liked the hospital comment at the end. "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

Yes, that's why we're reading about it.

Quite! .... and that stupid nurse was stupid enough to give her name and allow it to be used in the article. :rolleyes:

Perhaps she has had enough of nursing ...... :blink:

Khiran Nov 2nd 2008 5:07 am

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I had a tough day till I read this story :rofl:

kate white Nov 2nd 2008 5:17 am

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reminds me of my brother in law who takes xrays and he had to take one of a woman with a pencil stuck up her rear:rofl: she said her husband did it for badness:eek: but a vicar hanging up curtians naked and landing on a spud:rofl: aye right :

Craftybanshee Nov 2nd 2008 7:30 am

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:rofl: LOL how embarrasing :o Bet he wished he'd fallen on a bowl of mash! :blink:

Novocastrian Nov 3rd 2008 4:06 am

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Originally Posted by Craftybanshee (Post 6933518)
:rofl: LOL how embarrasing :o Bet he wished he'd fallen on a bowl of mash! :blink:

Or a carrot at the very least.

Jingsamichty Nov 3rd 2008 10:36 am

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 6936065)
Or a carrot at the very least.

Or the Bishop's sceptre.

DaveLovesDee Nov 3rd 2008 1:21 pm

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It makes a refreshing change to see the vicar receiving instead of giving :p

Oakvillian Nov 4th 2008 8:58 am

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Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 6937622)
It makes a refreshing change to see the vicar receiving instead of giving :p

indeed. "well, I was hanging the curtains, naked, and I slipped and fell backwards, and landed on this choirboy who happened to be on my kitchen table..."

Novocastrian Nov 4th 2008 12:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Oakvillian (Post 6940726)
indeed. "well, I was hanging the curtains, naked, and I slipped and fell backwards, and landed on this choirboy who happened to be on my kitchen table..."

Did you?

mandymoochops Nov 4th 2008 12:42 pm

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pmsl thanks for this thread :rofl:


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