Originally Posted by Oink (Post 7965018)

What's worse than a cardboard box?

Paper t*ts.

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 7965018)

What's worse than a cardboard box?

Paper t*ts.

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7961930)

I think you mean Palin drone?

Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7966477)

I severely dislike that woman. Her voice just goes on and on.

Originally Posted by Danny B (Post 7968085)

If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.

Originally Posted by jimmydean (Post 7986332)

Some idiot texted me this the other day. 'N' 'A' 'G' 'B'


I think its bang out of order. :thumbup:

Originally Posted by Danny B (Post 7985088)

I should have been sad when my torch batteries died, but I was delighted.

Originally Posted by MB-Realtor (Post 7804750)

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies - like an arrow. Fruit flies - like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

20. A backward poet writes inverse.

21. In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 8068084)

Reported on the BBC today that renowned French anthropologist Claude Levi-Strauss has died, at the grand old age of 100. He must have had good genes.

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 8068108)

I saw that also but at first I thought it was a myth. I suppose he's now a post-structuralist. http://forums.mg-rover.org/images/smilies/getmecoat.gif