The Love Dress
Aug 31st 2007 | 9:10 am
#1
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The Love Dress
THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed,showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?".
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed,showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?".
Aug 31st 2007 | 9:36 am
#2
riding the saltchuck
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 874
From: The Warmland
Re: The Love Dress
and he got to 'wear' his dinner!!!!!!!
Aug 31st 2007 | 9:40 am
#3
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 7,866
From: Cochrane, Alberta
Re: The Love Dress
Aug 31st 2007 | 9:41 am
#4
Lloydminster AB
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,059
From: Alberta
Re: The Love Dress
the mind boggles
Aug 31st 2007 | 10:07 pm
#5
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 2,112
Re: The Love Dress
"The dinner's in the dog"
Grat Joke
Grat Joke
