Seeing as how I've been sat here snowed in for the morning, wonder if any of you are any good at limericks....I am stuck for a last line though!

There once was a UK expat,
Who glued to this site, sat and sat,
The family weren't fed,
Her hips they did spread,
.........................

Til they resembled a large cowpat.

You don't know how close you are!

Must be our heritage then ( I looked in the mirror!)

I have a fave mirror which makes me look SO skinny - perhaps there's a business idea there?

I used to go out with a gal from Seaham,
This is not a limerick,
Or help with yours,
It's the truth

Do you know there's something quite arty about your post - modern versy-like

Thanks, it was from the heart.

BTW did either of you two hang out in the Blue Monkey, Bentley's or Annabel's a couple of decades ago? Sorry for the bizarre random question but I have my reasons

And now they can't find their poor cat.

No, I suspect we are older - hint...we met at the Rink. Ah, the good old days!