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seaham gal Dec 21st 2008 8:20 am
Limericks
 
:)Seeing as how I've been sat here snowed in for the morning, wonder if any of you are any good at limericks....I am stuck for a last line though!

There once was a UK expat,
Who glued to this site, sat and sat,
The family weren't fed,
Her hips they did spread,
.........................
:confused::confused::confused:

fledermaus Dec 21st 2008 8:22 am
Re: Limericks
 
Originally Posted by seaham gal (Post 7089038)
:)Seeing as how I've been sat here snowed in for the morning, wonder if any of you are any good at limericks....I am stuck for a last line though!

There once was a UK expat,
Who glued to this site, sat and sat,
The family weren't fed,
Her hips they did spread,
.........................
:confused::confused::confused:
Til they resembled a large cowpat.

seaham gal Dec 21st 2008 8:26 am
Re: Limericks
 
:rofl:
Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7089044)
Til they resembled a large cowpat.
You don't know how close you are!

fledermaus Dec 21st 2008 8:28 am
Re: Limericks
 
Originally Posted by seaham gal (Post 7089048)
:rofl:
You don't know how close you are!
Must be our heritage then ( I looked in the mirror!:eek:)

seaham gal Dec 21st 2008 8:32 am
Re: Limericks
 
I have a fave mirror which makes me look SO skinny - perhaps there's a business idea there?
:D

Greenhill Dec 21st 2008 9:50 am
Re: Limericks
 
I used to go out with a gal from Seaham,
This is not a limerick,
Or help with yours,
It's the truth :ohmy:


Originally Posted by seaham gal (Post 7089038)
:)Seeing as how I've been sat here snowed in for the morning, wonder if any of you are any good at limericks....I am stuck for a last line though!

There once was a UK expat,
Who glued to this site, sat and sat,
The family weren't fed,
Her hips they did spread,
.........................
:confused::confused::confused:

seaham gal Dec 21st 2008 9:59 am
Re: Limericks
 
:DDo you know there's something quite arty about your post - modern versy-like

Greenhill Dec 21st 2008 10:09 am
Re: Limericks
 
Thanks, it was from the heart.

BTW did either of you two hang out in the Blue Monkey, Bentley's or Annabel's a couple of decades ago? Sorry for the bizarre random question but I have my reasons :eek:

Originally Posted by seaham gal (Post 7089271)
:DDo you know there's something quite arty about your post - modern versy-like

DaveLovesDee Dec 21st 2008 11:00 am
Re: Limericks
 
Originally Posted by seaham gal (Post 7089038)
:)Seeing as how I've been sat here snowed in for the morning, wonder if any of you are any good at limericks....I am stuck for a last line though!

There once was a UK expat,
Who glued to this site, sat and sat,
The family weren't fed,
Her hips they did spread,
And now they can't find their poor cat.

seaham gal Dec 21st 2008 11:05 am
Re: Limericks
 
Originally Posted by Greenhill (Post 7089299)
Thanks, it was from the heart.

BTW did either of you two hang out in the Blue Monkey, Bentley's or Annabel's a couple of decades ago? Sorry for the bizarre random question but I have my reasons :eek:
No, I suspect we are older - hint...we met at the Rink. Ah, the good old days!

seaham gal Dec 21st 2008 11:07 am
Re: Limericks
 
Originally Posted by CaptainHook (Post 7089479)
And now they can't find their poor cat.
:rofl::rofl:


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